Art Ho/Trash Queen

Sup I'm Rebecca and I'm probably having some existential crisis or another.// @my-smol-hedgehog and @classy-sassy-smart-assey are my daddies // @gimmeyourfandom520 is my sugar baby❤️😍💦😩

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[girlwhonaps]

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.

[mmshawty]

I’m made of whiskey and tits and everything is lit

[setheverman]

video game christmas music

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[ohboyitshya]

[420kinkshamer666]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

[420kinkshamer666]

Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows

[slimetony]

my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time

[qui-bono]

Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go.

[slimetony]

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me I know this baby inside out. I don’t know what the fucking a ball bearing is. I’ve never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because I haven’t had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked.

[iraffiruse]

[suhxi-deactivated20151012]

i cant wait 😭 until 420 🍁🍃🍃 so i can BLAZE 💨💨💨 because i just dont care 😁😜😝 and getting high 😱😱😱🚬 makes me forget 😤😷 all the PAIN 😩😖😪 of being a MIDDLE SCHOOLER 💀🙅💁

[fishingboatproceeds]

 hey man i really love your blog and since we’re mutuals, I was hoping you would do something for me? I’d be so honored if you could send me a snapchat of you pissing or if you could record the sound it makes when you piss? i really get off on that shit and it’d mean a lot coming from you, especially if you could make it loud as possible.

[lightsaber]

life imitates art

[catsbeaversandducks]