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This just in: I’m sunburnt AND there’s a crime scene outside of my apartment
Smirnoff ice pink lemonade🤤
Foaming at the mouth over the ghost rider news
Oh me too, my and my besties were all watching the fall guy while we got the news and we started SCREAMING 😭
Me after hearing the news^^
Grace being surprised to have muscles is funny to me bc bro was genuinely biking through San Francisco on the daily. Like surely he’s gonna have muscle after biking up hills and shit
Biking from my job to the beach while listening to the PHM score got me feeling like Grace
Ok so during the pregnancy Noah is definitely referring to you as mommy. Luke is very proudly referring to himself as Daddy and loves to hear you call him that. I also imagine both of them would want multiple children so you’d always be pregnant but for Luke he really wants a daughter so he’s determined and definitely says something along the lines of “Gonna give daddy a baby girl this time?” While pounding into you
You already know I'm going to go insane with this RAHHH
The second Noah finds out you're pregnant "Mama" rolls off his tongue like he's called you that your entire life
He just loves seeing you pregnant, it fills him with so much joy
During birth he's surprisingly calm, kissing your head and holding your hand. "You've got this, darlin'. Your body was made for this, it's okay. You've got this, mama."
You grip his hand and he lets you take out your pain on him as you give birth, and once the baby girl is out he's cutting the umbilical cord and weeping as he kisses your head
You both feel pure joy as you holy baby girl, Noah sat beside you as she cried, you softly shush her cooing at her as you sob, looking over to Noah
"She's beautiful, baby. She looks just like her mama. Shes so perfect."
Bringing her home is horrifying, scared you're going to somehow going to mess something up but you've never been happier
Noah just can't get enough of the two of you
He's so obsessed with his two girls, he adores you two
Postpartum he is so gentle and sweet
He helps you shower when you're too tired, cooking for you, reminding you that you need to eat so you can feed the baby, taking care of diapers and spit up and anything that you don't automatically have to deal with
He shows her off like no other, taking her out for the first time with you and he wears the proudest smile as the town he's grown up with now sees his baby, telling him that she's got his eyes
He feels so proud of her already, sitting with her and softly tickling her to make her giggle so he can hear her angelic laugh
Even when she cries, as much as it hurts him, it's like music to his ears, especially when he's only been sleeping in five minute intervals as he makes sure she's still breathing and sleeping soundly and she finally wakes up, crying to be changed or eat or whatever
While he's out of work for paternity leave he catches himself waking up, making breakfast for you, letting you sleep in as much as possible
Trying to take care of you
And if baby girl is fussy or waking up he enjoys the time with her where he sips coffee, reads the morning paper, and cuddles with her
I think it would be maybe two years before having another one tbh
Also sorry it's 4am I can't think
Luke-
During birth Luke is horrified, but standing right there with you, rubbing your back as you whimper and groan in pain into his chest
He helps you through each contraction, fanning you and feeling you ice chips and doing everything you ask for him to
While you're giving birth he's holding your leg, cheering you on, pushing your hair back
He's crying and telling you how proud he is of you
Once the baby is out and he's ploooed on your chest he's sobbing and kissing you "you did it, baby. You're a mommy."
Once baby boy is born, Luke seems like he was made to be a daddy
Baby spits up on himself, Luke has a burp cloth. "Daddy's got it" he wipes baby up, "thank you daddy."
He loves hearing you say that, not only because it makes him feel like a good dad, but he's proud of what he's made of himself, that he's a dad, and a good one
When you come back out after getting him up from a nap Luke is gasping, standing up. "Oh, hi sweet boy. Is that my baby?" He pulls the warm baby into his arms, kissing his head over and over again. "I missed you, babe. Daddy missed you while you were sleepy!" He smiles at the baby, kissing his cheeks and softly bouncing him.
When baby boy looks up at Luke and gives him a gummy smile it makes his heart grow bigger, clenching at his heart and groaning at he looks at you. "God, he makes me want a million more."
Luke never wants to put baby boy down, like that's his mini me
He's falling asleep with him on his chest, waking up, kissing his head a couple times and going right back to sleep
He's so enamored like he can't believe he had a baby
He's tracing over his face while he sleeps in his arms, "He's so beautiful. I can't believe we made him."
He can't keep his eyes off baby boy ever, you're breastfeeding him and he's resting his head on your shoulder, watching him as he eats
"Is mommy feeding you, baby?"
"Don't touch him, Luke. He doesn't like to be bothered while he eats. You know that."
Luke pouts, because of course he does
He's waking up in the middle of the night, picking him up to soothe him. "He's hungry, babe. Just give him to me." Luke shakes his head. "No I think he's calming down. He's just been fussy."
Once he goes back to work he sniffles and tries his best not to cry, but he does as he sniffles into baby boys head
"You got snot on his head, Luke. Gross."
He wipes it off with it shirt, kissing his head
"Just hug me please, I don't want to leave you two." When he gets home he holds the two of you, exchanging between kissing both of you as he kisses all over baby boy's face, covering his little cheeks in kisses
Once he's a little older, like five months (so not very old at all) he starts really hinting at another baby, and at first you think it's just because you've struggled in the bedroom with postpartum, which he was so supportive during, and being first time parents, it's just hard to have time to have sex
But once you finally do he doesn't make you nervous, or insecure, it's same old Luke who makes you feel beautiful and sexy
He's made it more than clear that he loves your body after baby boy, your hips wider now, your breasts larger, still carrying a few extra pounds that bother nobody but you.
"Come on, daddy wants a baby girl this time. Okay?" He's being gentle with you so he doesn't hurt you since you're still getting used to having sex again "Give Daddy another baby, don't you think he deserves it hm? I've been such a good daddy, so good to you two."
Luckily, for whatever reason, it just took the first month of trying to get you pregnant again
He is so thrilled, coming home from a long shift and giving you a kiss before making grabby hands at baby boy where he sees the onesie that confirms he is a big brother
Luke's jaw drops, "shut the fuck up! Baby, no, you're fucking with me. Kiss me. I love you. You're pregnant!?" His reaction makes you laugh, typically you'd yell at him for cussing like that in front of the baby but this was a big announcement
You pull him into a kiss, grabbing at the back of his hair to kiss him harder
But now you're pregnant, you have a 6 month old, and once the new baby is born baby boy will only be a little over a year old, so it's stressful, but you continuously blame Luke for being too horny
Another masterpiece from Evie
Imagine mornings with Luke, the bedroom is dimly lit from the sun peeking through the blinds and the bedding is a mess. You’re wearing one of Luke’s band tees and panties while he’s clad only in his boxers. He’s still asleep when you wake up tattoos on full display for you to see.
Your hands make contact first, fingers trailing along the lines of dark ink gently. Luke hardly stirs at the touch but when your lips make contact his eyes begin to flutter. For a few moments it’s just quiet morning worship until he fully makes and hums with each kiss and caress “mmm, you like the ink? I know you do.”
Soon his hand is fisting your hair as he guides you down his chest to where he’s now hard in his boxers. Your lips press over his hard cock before easing the fabric down. When you look up Luke is smirking down at you before he speaks in gravelly voice “Gotta finish what you started baby. Woke up just for this” before guiding your lips to his waiting cock.
Ok so this is shit but it’s been living in my head and I’m obsessed with Luke RN
How life feels after my dad decides to stress me out financially over college for me and my siblings.
Anyway now I’m looking for a second job and internship
For the Goslings with a housewife kink imagine telling them you want a baby. Just casual dinner conversation and suddenly “I want a baby” needless to say they’ve got you in bed or bent over the nearest surface in minutes. After the idea is introduced they won’t let it go either and take every opportunity they can to knock up their beautiful housewife. Thinking about Luke and Noah….
Bro I can't talk about this bc I'll go insane and start humping tf out of my bookshelf so I'm gong to talk about it so much
Noah-
I think you'd be having a silent dinner, it's Friday and he's tired from his work week so he's not talking much but he's still enjoying the time spent with you, holding your hand, having a beer to wind down
And suddenly you break the silence with a small sigh. "I think I want a baby. It gets so lonely while you're at work, Noah. I think I'm ready." He's taken completely off guard, snapping his head up to you as you pull his hand up to kiss his knuckles, something typically he would do to you.
"A baby? Right now?" You nod, leaning your cheek against his hand. "It is not a good time?"
He thinks, scratching at his chin as he tries to picture nine months into the future. "No, no. I think it is, actually."
And suddenly dinner is pushed to the far end of the table as he's thrusting inside of you, You're clinging to him as he moans into your mouth and tells you how good of a Mama you're going to be, he's grabbing behind your knee to keep your legs up to make sure he's deep inside of you
And once he cums inside of you he's sitting you back on your chair, "lift your legs, baby. Up on the table so it doesn't leak out, okay?" You listen to him and you sit there as he washes the dishes, suddenly he had a spike of energy after fucking you which is typically the opposite
And from then on he's fucking you night after night until you find out you're pregnant
You find it at a doctor's appointment and literally race over to him while he's at work to tell him, not caring that he's in front of other people. He's ecstatic, pulling you up and kissing you over and over again, wiping your little tears
Once be knows you're pregnant he's doting on you so hard
Calling you anytime he can even when he's in the middle of working
I imagine he becomes the boss, or opens his own wood working shop or something and when he calls you to check up on you and baby he's getting yelled at by the guys and he's like "oh, shut up. I'm just yelling you boys out. Be grateful I'm here."
Once he's home he's doting on you, "baby, get y'ass in here. What are you doing hanging laundry on the line? I'll do that later."
He's drawing you a bath or rubbing your feet, sitting next to you and rubbing your shoulders in the bath
And he's always rubbing your belly
Kissing all over you
Out in public you have to ask him to "please, Noah. We're trying to have breakfast!" You're out at the diner you've been going to since you were teens, he's kissing your neck, nibbling at your ear and leaving sticky kisses on your lips from the syrup
"Baby, baby, how many times have I told you." He lowers his voice to a whisper. "I don't give a fuck."
He's bragging about getting you pregnant so quick, telling you how sexy you look pregnant with him baby
You notice he's coming home from work a little earlier, even if it's just by ten minutes, he's always wanting to see you and make sure you and baby are alright
And I can discuss having a baby with him for ages so ASK AWAY IF YOU WANT THAT THEHEJDFJKD
LUKEEEE-
Him coming home late from his tattoo shop, coming up behind you and kissing your neck as he rubs over your belly and holds you close. He's peeking around, asking for kisses from you
"Dinners almost ready."
"I didn't ask for dinner, sweet girl. I asked for kisses." So you move your head to kiss him, and he smiles into the kiss, trying to push his tongue into his mouth but you pull away and tell him you don't want to burn dinner, to go sit down and wait
He listens, drumming on the table and watching you as he sits, his legs spread. You note that he looks absolutely delicious, his tank top hanging into him perfectly, he looks so good, normally you'd turn dinner on low and let your husband fuck you as a sort of "hi baby, I missed you, welcome home."
Soon you hand him a large plate of dinner, and he kisses you as a thank you, pulling your chair out and closer to his with one hand.
He tells you about his day, his hand rubbing your back and in your hair every now and then
Towards the end of your meal, once he's taken your plate to finish yours, you stand up from your chair and sit in his lap. He wraps his arm around you, pulling you in closer, kissing your head before shoveling the rest of your food into his mouth
"Luke," you hum, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Hm?"
"I want to have a baby, Luke. I want your baby." You sigh, scared to see his reaction but you can feel his swallow, taking a moment.
"You want my baby?" You nod to his question. "I want your baby. You wanna have a baby with me?"
He nods, lifting you up and taking you to your bedroom
"You want to make me a daddy?" He asks, pulling your clothes off, you're shocked for some reason by his instant response of agreeance even though he's been the best husband to you
"I want to make you a daddy, Luke. I want to be pregnant with your baby. I want to have a little version of you."
He strips the both of you, out of habit reaching for a condom before he laughs it off, spreading your legs and lifting them to his shoulders so he can slide in deep, holding them and laughing when you groan at not only the depth of him inside of you but the stretch at the back of your thighs while he leans down to kiss you
"Tell me I'm gonna be a good daddy, baby. Tell me how good I'm going to be to the two of you." His breath starts to shake and he grunts as he thrusts into you, "Am I fucking you good? I'm going to get you pregnant, you're going to be so swollen with my baby."
You have a little trouble getting pregnant, taking the first test with Luke and for some reason feeling so heart broken when you don't instantly get a positive
He comforts you, petting your hair and kissing you, holding you, he makes sure to just sit with you and hold you
"We'll try again, I know you're upset. I feel sad too. We're going to try again."
And so the next time you're ovulating he's on you, fucking you as much as he can, not giving up, whispering the same dirty stuff in the ear to encourage you
And when the time rolls around for you to test and it's another negative, you see him cry
It's not big sobs, just silent tears rolling down his cheeks as he kisses your head and comforts you as he sits on the sink in your bathroom, you're standing between his legs, crying into his chest
By the third month of trying, you finally get a positive test, and Luke loses his shit at the positive test, doing a lap around the house with you in his arms before he fucks you in celebration
He's so excited that you're pregnant he becomes so protective even more so, and even more gentle with you
The day after he wakes you up by lapping at your cunt, sliming and petting your belly when you're away, whispering to you that it's a gift for being such a good wife and carrying his baby
He's constantly rubbing your bump, no matter the size
Kissing it, rubbing it, and once you start showing he's drooling over your belly
He demands you have it out at all times, coming up to you to push your shirt above your belly to tuck it under your bra and if you don't have a bra on and he just accidentally grabs your breasts he smiles, going to do it again but you slap him away because they're sore
He loves fucking you while you're pregnant
Gripping your sore breasts and trying to lick them better, fucking your cunt now that you get wet so easy and you're so extra sensitive, he loves making fun of how fast you cum
And he loves cumming on your bump
Eating you out while you're pregnant is heaven for him because you're so extra wet and it gets all over his face and he gets to just lay you down on your back, make you feel good, lick your pussy and rub your bump at the same time while you play with his hair
He stops working overnights at his shop, instead spending more time with you so he can make sure you're alright
Going to all of your appointments, taking care of you more than he normally does
He's always pulling you onto his lap, even when you complain that you're too heavy, he'll pull your dress or shirt up and rub your bump
"My baby is in there, hush."
He'll talk you thought every weird pregnancy symptom, no matter how much it freaks him out too
You can hardly hang out with friends or be around family because he physically cannot go five minutes without pulling your dress up (even when you don't have panties on) to rub and kiss your bump and coo at the baby, or he'll grope your pregnancy tits
When you're home, laying between his legs, your head against his chest as you relax he'll fully pull your shirt up to rub your breasts and bump
He's always taking pictures and telling you how sexy you are pregnant, how much he loves you and how good you are to him for carrying his baby
OKAYYYYYYY we can TOTALLY (please please please please) discuss the births, them being dads!! I'd love to see Luke be a girl dad since in the movie he was canonly a boy dad but I'm also so down for him being a boy dad so I DONT CAREEEE Noah idc I LOVE THEM BOTH JSUT TELL ME DHEBDJDK
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Being tormented: getting videos of people trying food from my fav restaurants which I can’t eat bc my damn surgery made it so I can only eat soft foods
Evie have you ever considered any of the goslings with a housewife kink? The first ones that come to mind are Holland and Lars but I also see Noah and Luke. I’d live to know ur thoughts though
Oh DEFINITELY Noah and Luke out of any of them oh my god
Noah just lives to take care of you
He doesn't matter how hard he is working or how long he is working knowing that when he gets home you're going to be taken care of satisfies him
Especially when he comes home to the house he built for you all clean, showing your appreciation for it, dinner on the stove, and you look all pretty for him
Clean sheets on the bed, he goes to bed with a full belly, showers clean before he fucks you like a good husband
Or he comes home annoyed from work, then bends you over the kitchen counter and fucks you to clear his frustration, releasing his anger in each thrust into you
He just loves seeing you all pretty for him
He loves waking up, getting himself ready and by the time he's washed his face, brushed his teeth and gotten dressed you are up, still warm from the sheets as he greets you with a morning kiss as you're pouring him a cup of coffee, serving him breakfast and prepping his lunch for the day before you hand it to him and he's off with another kiss
He loves taking care of you, taking good care of you so you have no worries, you go to sleep at night cuddled up to your husband without a thought in his head
On his weekends off he'll watch you, leaning back in the kitchen as you bake a pie and clean up
He can feel himself get hard and works up seeing you be such a good wife
Because as much as he takes care of you, you take care of him.
His clothes are always washed, pressed, not a stain or wrinkle in sight, smelling like flowers. His boots never have a spot of dirt, the floor so clean you could lick off of them, his doctors appointments are taken care of, he doesn't even have to think about simple things like his shampoo running out or buying new socks or getting eggs
He rubs over his chin while he watches you, thinking about how good you are, before he drops to his knees, pulling you over, pulling your panties down as he looks up to you and sliding your skirt up.
Luke OHHH don't get me started on being Luke's little housewife
I need it
Luke's is more about pride, making something of himself
How he went from having nothing to having a wife, a home, a job that brings in enough money for both of you to live comfortably
He just loves that he had a life worth working for
And it's so precious to him that he wants to make sure you don't have to work for a single thing, he doesn't care if it's blue collar and he's sweating his ass off and busting his ass or what
In my mind he becomes a successful tattoo artist, maybe opening up his own shop or a mechanic
He wakes up around 8, pulling you on him as you whine and push him away and grumpily whisper at him that he's waking you up, but he shakes his head and kisses you and holds you to him until he's ready to get out of bed, he goes to the gym, once he's back he pulls the sheets off you, telling you it's 9:30 and you need to "get your sexy ass up" he'll slap your ass, kissing your neck but you push at his head, whining
He showers, and most days you join him if he successfully wakes you up
But he quickly gets ready by pulling a shirt and jeans on before kissing you multiple times and running out of the house to open the shop by 11 
Meanwhile you clean up after him, cleaning up his papers of sketches and trying to get the ink or motor oil stains out of his clothes
When he's home he's loud, coming right up to you, kissing all over you, ready to eat the plates of whatever you made for dinner
And if you've got a little family, a sweet little baby he's pulling the baby up into his arms, kissing all over their face and bouncing them while he pulls you into his other arm, asking the both of you how your days were, telling you how much he missed you two before you ask him how his day went and he shrugs, telling you some random stories
He plays with the baby, giving the baby a bath and scuffling with baby and you on the couch until it's time to put them down, then he hopefully spends the night inside of you if you aren't doing dishes, or folding baby clothes, or you two aren't tending to the baby, or doing some other shit like scrubbing the tub or whatever
And if he's working overnights at the tattoo shop so stupid drunk idiots can get the stupid drunk tattoos they want no matter what he's coming home to say goodnight to you and if you've have a baby he's taking a break to give baby a bath and get his baby cuddles in before putting them down
He pouts at you and complains that he hates working nights because he wants to be a good daddy and spend time with you two, but you shoo him off, back to work
He always sits and kisses you a million times before leaving
He calls you constantly, profusely apologizing for waking you up, but he needs to make sure you two are safe, especially if you have a baby girl
When he's not working he's filled with so much joy, not that he's in a bad mood on days that he's working
He just loves being with you
He keeps pulling you on his lap, telling you you can do the dishes tomorrow as he pulls you down to kiss you
Or he has baby sleeping in his chest while he sleeps on the couch
Or he watches you two play on the porch while he cuts the grass and works in the yard
Oh I need him
I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS SO PLZ IF YOU HAVE MORE THOUGHTS SEND!!
Someone please write a Stratt x reader au where they’re just normal people. They’re just a bunch of married idiots. No project Hail Mary, not nothing. She teaches history, perhaps reader is a scientist. They’re just normal people in love.
The swelling of my jaw makes me look like a sad chipmunk. Also the nastiest bruise formed today and so I look yuck
Enough Strattland with a baby, Give me Eva Stratt and her secret wife with whom she has children
Need to be Eva Stratt’s secret wife. Just imagine working together and after a long day returning to your shared quarters and getting to be the one person she’s truly vulnerable with
Eva Strapp or whatever