call me dyna, it/its pronouns only. proudly gay aroace and agender. i'm just a mixed race filipino-american hispanic and latino guy in my early 20s who likes bells, brains, and reptiles a lot and made a selfship blog because of it.
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❤️ f/os
(queerplatonic) bellringer - toontown: corporate clash - in love since august 3rd 2023
(queerplatonic) prethinker - toontown: corporate clash - in love since september 8th 2023
(familial) litigator - toontown: corporate clash - not sure when it started, but he's my brother now
i am non-sharing with bellringer + prethinker and i do not want to interact with non-platonic doubles of them.
litigator doubles, platonic or not, are totally fine to interact!
⚠️ before you follow
- do not follow me if you're under the age of 18. i don't post sexually explicit or suggestive content here or anything, it's just a boundary.
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- i block very liberally. usually it's nothing personal, but be aware i block people who refer to themselves as "proshippers" and any adjacent labels.
- do not ask me why i have you blocked or send others to do so by proxy. that's creepy. leave me alone and move on.
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#💬 dyna rambles - my text posts
#🎨 dyna draws - my art
#⬜ dyna models - my 3D posts
#✉️ ask box - answered asks
#shitpost tag - shitposts
#👀 others' art - other peoples' art posts
individual characters are tagged with an emoji, followed by their name. for characters with canon first and last names, i tag them with their first name.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hehee whats your favorite thing about brian prethinker
well first of all your honor: have you seen him?
ok, ok serious answer below the cut (but also look at him)
his design is so fun. it perfectly captures the "all bark and no bite pretentious asshole" character he is. the all bark and no bite part is particularly important because he's all talk, but he's ultimately not threatening. i don't feel like i'd be in any danger around him. his worst crime is being pretentious
and yes there was the whole thing with buck but honestly i'm a firm believer in It Was Completely Unintentional And Brian Overestimated Himself. also kind of a hot take but i really don't like the headcanon that brian "caused" buck's lisp, that feels kinda gross and in poor taste to me. what happened still probably qualifies as an allegory to medical malpractice tbf and there should be consequences, but my point is i don't think brian is malicious in that sense. he's not like ben in which ben has absolutely no qualms with violence (still love them but damn ben wyd)
i also see myself in brian in a way; his character to me comes across as someone with very low self-esteem who is overcompensating and feels like he has to "prove" his worth. obviously he's an asshole for the way he goes about it, pushing others down and asserting himself as superior so he can feel better. but the way he has a lot of *david attenborough voice* Apparently Useless trivia knowledge and gets caught up in talking about things he's personally interested in (haha what am i doing right now) is relatable to me. brain has no room for actually important knowledge like filing taxes and taking loans and making payments. too full of knowledge that probably doesn't have any practical use in my life for the foreseeable future.
even then i often worry i come across as pretentious myself. i like to share the things i enjoy and am interested in, and i like showing others what i've learned because learning for its own sake is fun! and i feel like with brian we wouldn't judge each other for nerding out about random shit because we're both huge nerds. it's ok. we can yap at each other for the next 500 years and it enriches both of us to have someone genuinely interested in the random shit we have in mind without insulting each other's intelligence.
progress of course is very important! i see brian having those walls built around him in which he Insists upon himself (haha) as a defense mechanism. he's expecting to be dismissed as that annoying little basement dweller. he's waiting for people to tell him his ideas are impractical and to not try them, or work with him to make them better. but i think about the healing process, him slowly realizing he's not in danger in that sense, and no longer needing to keep those walls up. it's not gonna be easy, i'm literally having my own ongoing healing process in regards to my PTSD, and progress isn't linear, but i never wanna say that it's hopeless or to say someone is "beyond" positive change
and going back to the think about feeling like he has to prove himself, yes i'm aware that's more of a personal interpretation of his character, but as someone who has felt that i needed to earn the love of others, that shit fucks with your head. i'm doing better now, i don't wanna like. concern anybody yk. but i think a lot about brian reaching a point in which he recognizes he doesn't need to prove anything to anyone and that he has inherent value simply by existing
i'd have fun playing chess with him too. i absolutely suck at it but i'd enjoy learning with him and getting so invested in the game and him Seeing i'm just as invested as he is and being able to enjoy himself. finally, a worthy opponent. our chess battle will be legendary.
also he's agender to me. yes this is another one of my Own ideas that i project onto him but agender brian is peak to me. Gender: No. me too buddy me too
so overall to answer the actual question. uhhhhh All of him? all of him. Brian. he means a lot to me. thank you
oh god wait what if the hardware got damaged during the move. especially since our old place just loved having speedbumps like every 10 feet for some goddamn reason. wouldn't be out of the question if my pc got rattled around and something broke and put the final nail in the coffin 💀💀💀
my desktop pc has decided to cause problems so UHH the next art post for now is gonna be the one i have queued a few hours from now 💀 it's the last thing i got queued
ig if anyone wants to send me asks for the time being. LMAO (no pressure i just have nothing else to post rn)
what would happen if you tried to 1v1 the managers in a fist fight: a list
bellringer - sure it's all fun and games kicking his british ass until the next day you wake up and you see he's calling you out on twitter and you're getting ratio'd for the next 6 months
prethinker - yeah he's annoying. yeah he's puntable. but he's also harmless for the most part. you literally have no reason to beat him up other than whether or not you'd find it entertaining to do so
mouthpiece - she'd probably laugh and in a sweet granny voice say "that's no way to treat your elders!" and suplex you with the force of the chicxulub asteroid impact without a second thought and it turns your bones and skin into glass and paper like that spongebob character
gatekeeper - i think she'd just stand there and let you make the first punch but then your knuckles break against her suit of armor and she'd then laugh before wiping the floor with you
pacesetter - "you're too slow! you're too slow! you're too slow! you're t"
multislacker - literally doesn't care. will probably just call security and get you thrown down the many many stairs leading to their office
witch hunter - he'd probably get annoyed, shout a long string of verbose insults at you, and sic a whole mob on you
firestarter - sets you on fire and tells everyone you got set on fire
chainsaw consultant - are you seriously gonna go out of your way to brawl a guy with a fucking chainsaw for a face
major player - you would not be able to land a single hit on hymn hy'd just dance around dodging and making you look like a total fool
featherbedder - throws you into the stratosphere and goes back to sleep
plutocrat - yeah 1v1 the fucking godfather why don't you
rainmaker - not only would you be kinda mean for brawling them but you'll probably also get struck by lightning in the process
duck shuffler - he just laughs at you the entire time
treekiller - i mean you can try but he'll probably uproot a tree and hit you over the head with it
deep diver - dumps a bucket of water on you and gets your socks wet to inconvenience you into not brawling her
