Lex Hardrein @hardrein - Tumblr Blog

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

musicalhell

"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough." ~Roger Ebert

#no lies detected #mind you “good” and “bad” are very subjective #but still

derekscorner

mizuthe-cat

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

guerrillatech

electricindigomama

Sex workers deserve protection and rights too!

selene1311-f

I mean that's a low bar; I value SWs above a lot of other things too. tbh you'd be hard pressed to find anything I value less than cops.

gaydiation-poisoning

Well you see, one is an incredibly longstanding human occupation that risks incredible danger and provides a valuable service to society through honest labour.

And the other is cops.

ethanmaldridge

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

official-library-posts

official library post

#official library post #kurt vonnegut

rescuedfawn

A controversial take but as a woman who’s been wronged by men several times before, I genuinely find all those “men bad” and “men should die” posts in poor taste and an opposite of what feminism is.

I know we all say “not all men”—because it’s really is not all men—but how would you feel if you saw a “women bad” or “women should die” post made by a man and then he said “well it’s not All Women so if you’re not xyz then this post isn’t about You”?

So I don’t know. I think instead of a vague “men bad” or “men should die” post and “well if you’re a good man then this post isn’t about you” we should call out specific harmful behaviors without grouping All Men together and expecting good men to 1.) know this post isn’t about them 2.) not feel Bad about / unsafe for being a man whose only crime is being a man.

And if you genuinely think innocent men are bad and deserving of mistreatment and bad things just because they’re men then please block me because you’re the type of person I want to stay as far away from as I can and you do not represent feminism.

chickenmaninphilly

also: if i'm talking about something that A MAN did to ME and someone said "so typical of MEN" or "ALL MEN are the same" i'm going to be very upset bc i'm was trying to talk about my own experience and instead of finding someone listening and supporting me i found a meme edgelady!!! like we are trying to have a conversation and you are acting like this is tumblr's comments section cmon

zootycoon-archive

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

syzygy-yzygy

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this-too-too-sullied-flesh

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

corporialus

Bronze statue interpreted to be a caricature of Emperor Caracalla distributing bread.

Currently at Musée Lapidaire, Avignon. Drawing: Champfleury 1867 p. 113. Found out that this existed while looking for portraits of Caracalla, sourced from Caracalla - Portraits

hardrein

History’s first bobblehead

#archaeology #ancient art #ancient artifacts #emperor caracalla

zedogica

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

biglawbear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

davvvd

writing-prompt-s

Vampires are not weak to garlic in particular. Rather, any allergy a vampire had in life becomes a deadly bane in undeath. The garlic thing is just a matter of one famous vampire having that as their thing.

hardrein

Imagine warding an enthralled victims room by hanging wheels of cheese around the windows

kaijuno

satan-offical

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

satan-offical

Who reblogged this 30 times

satan-offical

Who reblogged this 60 times

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Keep going guys, we can get 100

ricetrippycreeps

gentlemanbones

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

cryptotheism

I don't think this has been debunked at all? Like the existence of the sea peoples is pretty well attested isn't it? Has the scholarship changed recently?

cryptotheism

Like yeah they probably weren't the single primary cause of the bronze age collapse. Nothing in history is ever caused by just one thing. But it's my understanding that the Sea Peoples were very much real.