I love him your honor

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[savethelifeofmychild]

he's in my mind crossdressing

[araneapeixes]

how about that hot girl summer

(pose credit to this awesome piece!!)

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[amnestria-the-elf]

He thinks Dribbles the Clown's bad puns are funny. He wants to get a drink at a cursed tavern for... Science. He used to deliver messages to a brothel as a kid and just thought it was neat that his dad asked him to help. He is unashamedly an optimist, despite all the shit that life has thrown at him.

And if you let him, he'll love you with his whole heart.

[mostwantedpotato404]

The Devil

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll Ravenguard as Text Posts

Part 1/?

[velnna]

I dressed him up again srry

(reference)

[feyspeaker]

may I come in, darling? prints | patreon

[sillyliterature]

#oooooh love this#love when he looks monstrous and scary because uh#he is!!! a vampire!!!!#i keep thinking about the fact that there are times when mal becomes sort of.. hyper-aware of it#there are moments when he rests by her side all unmoving and pale as death#and her mind goes “wow that's literally a corpse in my bed ok”#or when she wakes at night and he's just sitting there still eyes glistening#like yeah nah her heart for sure skips a beat

Tags via @mercymaker

[euryalex]

Astarion: oh no, I sure hope Wyll doesn't kill me now that I admitted to being a vampire spawn :(

Wyll, who's known about this from the getgo and kept his mouth shut the entire time:

[cykelops]

astarion says two very interesting things about wyll. if your character says they would bite wyll given the chance, he says he’s “too sweet” for his taste. but if shadowheart asks him who he would like to bite best he says QUOTE “Wyll, without question” and says that his goodness makes him salivate. he’s in his head. he’s in his head.

[cykelops]

countering this by reminding everybody if you tell wyll the sound of Astarion’s flirting is bad, he disagrees and says it’s kind of nice

[dilfosaur]

vampires will never hurt you🩸

for my bestie lauren who i roasted live on stream for fucking astarion i luv u

[hirodraga]

artistic rendition of my act 3 wyll

its not my fault if he is literally dionysus ok

[jmorpart]

HES SO GORGEOUS OP THIS IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD

[aenvittorielle]

– how many times have u watched the video from Neil Newbon where he said with Astarion’s accent “it’s Britney, bitch’??

- yes.

source: inst: teamneilnewbon

[amygdalae]

Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

[ponderosa121]

BG3. Wyll.

I love him so much. On a fannish level, I think he's my favorite.

[bi-thot-daughter]

Baby girl

[dmbakura]

it's so nice to see people paying their respects to that deceased young magistrate! (full version is on my twitter. very nsft)

[ruushes]

assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw