Disaster Bi

Gay Memez Broken Dreamz They/She/He | 25

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[goober-town]

[pukicho]

Are you insecure?

No? Who told you that?

[pukicho]

Who told you that

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[anxietyproblem]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[anxietyproblem]

[teathattast]

the yapper's dillema

[anxietyproblem]

[simp4frogs]

You are the God of Cross Stitching

and you are the god of blog names xx

[bi-thot-daughter]

Ty Ty I’m nonbinary now but I’ll always be a Thot Daughter in my heart 🖤 and also a Simp4Frogs

[anxietyproblem]

[i-am-a-fish]

I altered time big style but I don't think it changed anything so we should be all good

[i-am-a-fish]

😬

sun's not supposed to be that big

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bigmouthlass]

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

[the-haiku-bot]

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[towel-deactivated20260115]

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[catchymemes]

[sacred-portal]