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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[anxietyproblem]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[anxietyproblem]

[teathattast]

the yapper's dillema

[anxietyproblem]

[simp4frogs]

You are the God of Cross Stitching

and you are the god of blog names xx

[bi-thot-daughter]

Ty Ty I’m nonbinary now but I’ll always be a Thot Daughter in my heart 🖤 and also a Simp4Frogs

[anxietyproblem]

[i-am-a-fish]

I altered time big style but I don't think it changed anything so we should be all good

[i-am-a-fish]

😬

sun's not supposed to be that big

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bigmouthlass]

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

[the-haiku-bot]

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[towel-deactivated20260115]

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[catchymemes]

[sacred-portal]

[raylangivins]

[orpheuslament]

wow im really enjoying this recent bout of popularity the musical cabaret has gained & how it seems that more & more people are learning to appreciate its complexity & historical relevance :) i hope this does not reflect a highly disturbing shift in the general political climate