soy

average.

[logarto]

OBLITERATION-LEVEL STEEL JAW LOCKDOWN

10MILLION NEWTONS OF FORCE ….

LOOK DA FUCK OUT

[tindershwinder]

Tinder in Russia did not disappoint.

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

[mashable]

[typhlonectes]

[ikipin]

✨ retro-ish boyfriends ✨

i blame the synthwave playlist i listened to for 7 hours straight for this

[upschittcreek]

[recharm-deactivated20140718]

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

[recharm-deactivated20140718]

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

[borzboy]

yes of course im masc i assemble ikea furniture all by myself

[animatedtext]

[shitpostempire]

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

[hiyojun]

maybe now they’ll refolllow

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[kaleopsy]

same energy ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ)

★follow me on twitter! @kaleopsy

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[petitbourgeoisiedeathsquad]