Age: old. Gender: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy. Video games, memes, Souyo, farming games, ancient fandoms, do not cite the deep magics to me etc. etc. Trying to be a writer, mostly just struggling
Now, this is by no means a short or small game. I just got THAT obsessed with it.
Slay the Princess is a horror visual novel. There are only two characters, but there are also a ton of characters. There are only two choices (slay the princess or don't do that) but there are also a zillion different branching paths to take. Also there is a lot of gore and there are some really fucked up scenarios. It is a very good game. I can't say much else other than that outside of a read more because if you can handle gore and you are even a little interested in this game I cannot possibly recommend it more. Pick it up and play it with no spoilers, it's a fantastic time.
I'm going to talk about the game now, okay?
This is SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH A GOOD GAME HOLY MOLY
At first it seems like a very simple game. Black and white hand-drawn graphics, kind of basic music, a smarmy British narrator urging you to slay a princess, a bunch of options that don't seem to matter much.
Eventually it's 2am on a Monday night and oh shit you have work in the morning but you did it, you brought the shifting mound five vessels and you discovered that there really are only two characters in this game somehow and the graphics are gorgeous and grotesque and the music is phenomenal and the writing! is! amazing!! And now you're eyeballing those 131 steam achievements and all the locks on the memory pages and going "I'll get there I can take my time"
And then it's six days later and you've gone through all the routes multiple times and gotten all memories and all the steam achievements and now you are free, much like the crow monster protagonist and (in some of the endings at least) the princess herself.
This game manages to do everything with nothing. Limited color palette (on purpose), only two characters (technically), only two voice actors, limited controls (all you are doing is selecting choices!), etc. It manages to be beautiful and horrifying, hilarious and profound and disgusting, and also very moving in parts. I like that just five vessels could tell a complete story but going through all of the storylines told a completer story. I like that the princess could be completely innocent or completely irredeemably bad depending on your choices.
My favorite vessels were definitely the Witch, the Thorn and the Razor. Witch and Thorn had the best designs, and Razor was just very funny. I disliked Fury and Beast the most, Fury because her route was absolutely the grossest and Beast because she can eat you and that is my #1 most irrational phobia. I really liked the concept of the Wild, you and the Princess literally becoming a path in the woods... I just don't like how you get there. The Spectre was also a favorite, her design is very cute and I like that she can possess the main character and interact with the voices in his head.
I think the thing I like the most about this game is that all the different routes make perfect sense. If you just coldly murder the princess with no hesitation of course she comes back a as a ghost, and if you're mean to her of course she comes back a the Wraith. But if you let her possess you and then try to take both of you out you end up possessing her instead. Of course if you ask the narrator if she's really unarmed or really dead she isn't dead and she had a secret knife on her, which then turns her bones into swords that she can stab you with, which then turns her entire everything into blades. Of course if you betray her she becomes the Witch. And so on and so forth. Peak storytelling.
10/10 game, very very cool. I love interactive fiction! I love video games!!
A large part of the reason families were bigger in the past was because marital rape was not considered rape and birth control/abortion methods were ineffective, dangerous and/or illegal. We can dance around this and act like our great great great grandmothers just loveddddd being mamas so much that they decided out of their own free will to have 11 children. We can pretend that they DECIDED to have big families because it was a financially advantageous decision so they could have more labor around the farm. But a lot of children in the past were fundamentally unwanted and not conceived out of love, children were not a choice women got to make. We need to admit that and stop pretending historical women were inherently more maternal because they were impregnated at the age of 15 and kept having babies until they were 40. That did not make them loving mothers, it did not make them āthe divine feminineā and it sure did not make them happy.
I've had a very interesting week and I feel like I need to document it, if for no other reason than I will be going back through my tumblr in December for the retrospective anyway and I might as well.
Last Saturday I didn't have the car and I took the bike to do a ghost tour. Ghost tour went fine, I hopped on the bike to go home, and I accidentally hit a curb... and the back tire exploded. Just the inner tube, but still. I had to push the bike back home for about a mile. Fortunately it was after sunset so I wasn't dying of heat but I was definitely aware of all the cars passing and a little overly paranoid that someone was going to run up and try to steal the bike from me as I was pushing it. Fortunately the electric motor still worked, so I was able to push the throttle just a little bit and more or less steer the bike as it went the same speed as I was walking. That definitely helped. I kept hitting my shins against the pedals though, and that sucked.
Sunday I attempted to take the bike to a local bike repair slash coffee shop and they wouldn't be able to do the repair until Tuesday, but they did go ahead and special order a new inner tube because of course my bike is ~*special*~ and requires a funky sized inner tube.
Sunday was also the day I was maybe supposed to drive 10 hours round trip to go handle some Family Drama(tm) but by the time Sunday actually rolled around all of my family, who I love dearly, had decided to be actual adults and not make me drive 10 hours round trip. Which I would have done, but I was glad I didn't have to because I was still pretty exhausted from just Saturday alone. I have threatened to come mediate, and I think the threat of me, the youngest (by a wide margin) having to make them all sit down and talk to each other like adults has made them rethink all of the drama. Maybe. Hopefully.
Monday was normal, I think. Tuesday I had to wake up early to drop the bike off before work, then had to scurry back over during lunch to pick up the bike, but the tire is no longer flat!
Wednesday, Roomie took the car to go to two different gigs, leaving me to get to and from work and also to and from a ghost tour without it. I decided to take the bike to my 9-5 job. I got there in one piece and it was fine, but I cannot stress enough how there are zero bike lanes for at least 60% of the trip and there aren't even shoulders for about 20% of it. I was definitely living in Fear of a driver not paying attention and having nowhere to go to get out of the way, but I made it to work. And my coworkers all either had the reaction of "whoa sick bike" or "you biked?! To here??? Just call me if you need a ride next time!!"
And to be fair, I really should just ask for rides. I know they're not offering just to make themselves feel superior or what have you. About 20% of my motivation is not wanting to impose on people, but the other 80% of it is I like riding my bike! I just wish it was, oh I don't know, safe
On Thursday I at least got dropped off instead of having to bike or walk, but I did end up walking back. In 100 degree heat. It was only 20 minutes, I was fine. Had another ghost tour, took the bike, it was fine.
Friday (yesterday) I had the car. My team had a non-mandatory after work team building event, in which we got free food and went to a place nearby to play some interactive games. Of course I went, there was free food and I genuinely like all of my coworkers. From the description on the website it looked like we were going to be playing a bunch of fun little co-op games. You know, problem solving, pattern recognition, etc. That is what we did, technically, but what they leave off of the website (or I guess what they can't really convey through pictures or even videos) is how insane the games actually are.
For example, on the website they describe a game where up to five people have to find and stand on colored squares of different colors. The co-op version of the game has you all standing on one color and there is a very short time limit, so you have to work together to point people to the closest square to them, lest you end up having to let's say dead sprint fully across a room and leap onto the last remaining green square. Which I did. Multiple times. Which was actually very fun but I wasn't expecting to have to suddenly sprint around a room wildly while avoiding my coworkers, all of which are taller than me! And that's just the co-op version of one game. What they don't tell you is that many of the games are competitive. And my coworkers are all very competitive. So needless to say we didn't play a lot of co-op games.
The squares aside, there was a game that was essentially DDR with extra steps which I of course won very handily. There was also a game where you have to jump over or crawl under lasers. By the end of that game we were all doing very unnecessary and dramatic rolls across the floor just because it was fun. We are all adults. The youngest person there was 25, the oldest of us were 40. By the end I was absolutely exhausted and sweaty, and I still had a ghost tour to do right afterwards.
So as you can imagine by the end of the ghost tour, which is around a mile round trip, an hour and a half of walking and telling stories, I was very tired. So tired that I slipped on basically nothing and scraped the heck out of one of my knees.
Today I finally did something that I had been dreading and dreading and putting off for almost a year, which I thought was going to be very expensive, and it turned out that if I had just done it a year ago it would have cost... $62. I thought for sure it was going to be like $600. I have late fees and so the cost is more like $200. Lesson learned. Don't put stuff off!
And now I'm writing this post instead of doing what I should be doing, which is laundry and dishes and cleaning and sorting and organizing and oh also I have a farmer's market tomorrow and a different one next Saturday and I should really be making stuffed cats or bats or designing new stickers
But instead I'm probably going to play Stardew Valley or Slay the Princess (post about that incoming once I finish the game. Well, I mean finish it properly. Get most of the Steam achievements. Get all the endings, at least? It's a good game.)
hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
Ok adding to this though that even though it is extremely relatable, this is a KNOWN thing with professional writing. 10k is often referred to as "having a pot boiling" or "having a stew" - it's the point where you often see an idea coming together and it's exciting! But THEN... 30k-50k is the point where that fun has to start coming together. In theatre, it's usually week 3 of a 5 week rehearsal period where you have to stop talking about the play and really get it all up on its feet and cohesive. In art, it's committing to what are going to be the final visible layers of colour and texture, in sculpture the moment where you're truly at the point of no return with carving out the shape.
It usually feels really bad. Because this is the point it becomes real craft. It's so, so difficult to really be able to identify if it's truly not going to be anything or you're just in the hardest part of the process, and really the only way to know is to... write through it. Write it badly. Or, if you really can't, put it in a drawer and come back to it after a few months of breathing space. Remember, you can fix so much in the edit, but you can't fix nothing!
(I say, fully looking at my latest draft of my book and considering throwing it in the bin. But my editor said exactly this to me, so I'm passing it along.)
this is 100% true. I've written 6 complete novels at this point and every single time around the 40k mark I feel lost in the woods. Nothing seems to be working. I feel awful; I can't sleep. I keep going even though I'm convinced I'm going to fail. And then... It's like leaving a tunnel and getting back out in the sunshine. Stuff starts coalescing. Things that weren't working have obvious fixes. I "can write" again, except I was writing the whole time. It just felt hopeless in the moment. It's not. You just gotta get out of the woods.
this is my neocities site for archiving everything souyo! in here you will find:
links to p4 resources
places to find merch
a history of souyo fan art, fic, and more!
it's still a work in progress but all the pages have been basically set up (fair warning: it's gone beyond mobile unfriendly into mobile hostile territory. keeping it authentic to 2011)
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore š
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the appā¦. Which requires your login informationā¦.. and also stores your card information so even if you didnāt use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. Thatās how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So hereās what weāre gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didnāt actually want it, you just couldnāt see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you donāt want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If itās a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If itās a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.
I've seen some people in the notes express (very fair) concern that this is only going to inconvenience already under-paid laborers, and not have any impact on corporate. While I can't speak for every company or every store, I do work in a grocery store and I can tell you this is precisely the kind of thing that would have an impact, especially if people are doing it en masse. Stores absolutely track their shrink numbers, and they do draw distinctions between what gets stolen, damaged, or wasted for other reasons. If people are making it clear that the reason they're bringing things to the cashier is that the prices are not adequately represented on the displays, and rather than improving business it's wasting product, slowing down transactions, and causing confusion and mistrust in customers, that is a language that shareholders speak.
I worked in retail for years. If this had happened while I was working retail, I would have been delighted and felt great solidarity with anyone who was wasting my employer's time and money and giving me busy work as an act of protest. In point of fact every moment the employee spends carting items back to the shelves is a moment not spent standing at a register.
unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.
There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.
That's queerbaiting.
Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.
The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.
Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.
Iām so tired of the āwhy do people hate aspecs, they arenāt doing anything?ā argument. I know that it is an attempt to support us, but it fails so spectacularly to understand aromanticism, asexuality, and any other aspec identity that itās actively frustrating.
We are doing something. Weāre rejecting allonormative ideals and thatās a massive thing to do. Weāre actively fighting not just to help other aspecs, but to help everyone, because amatonormativity (and allonormativity as a whole) hurt everyone. Single people who want to find a partner but canāt also deserve to be able to exist.
There are so many issues with the expectation of marriage, including:
A single income isn't enough to get by anymore
Having a spouse is almost necessary under the current medical system
Society shames and pressures people who are single to get into relationships constantly
Rejecting allonormativity means fighting against these things that hurt everyone.
So, no, aces and aros and other aspecs aren't "doing nothing." We're doing quite a lot.
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