any time i find out the person i'm crushing on is an avid reader i fall head-over-heels-over-head in love. but then, sometimes, i find out they read nonfiction and a little bit of me dies. i've found that people who read nonfiction ONLY read nonfiction. now, i enjoy nonfiction. i love self-help and essays and commentaries and articles and memoirs and bios, and historical accounts and science i do, but-. but FICTION
FICTION
FICTION
FICTION
FICTION
FICTION
fiction.
that shit is MADE UP AND IT'S STILL RELATABLE. HOW CAN YOU NOT RELATE?!
whaddya mean you've never felt like a Hobbit?! whaddya mean you've never wanted to talk to animals?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN KLINGON ISN'T A REAL LANGUAGE?
WHAT
DO
YOU
MEAN-uh
fiction.
listen, i know real life is usually crazier than fantasy but HOW WILL NONFICTION READERS BELIEVE HOW MUCH CRAZIER REALITY IS WITHOUT READING THE FICTION THAT CANNOT COMPARE.
"tine, that can't really happen."
"but...it did happen. this sci-fi/fantasy is based on a historical event. did you read the footnotes? the author's note? the appendix?"
"but it takes place on mars."
"and you're reading about elon musk who wants to get there and BITCH I'M ALREADY THERE!"
*imagination*
guys, if the only thing you read is nonfiction, i'm begging you, read. more. fiction.

















