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Have you ever thought about how the majority of 9mm handguns designed post 1935 are basically just custom pimped out browning high powers?

You ever think if Hillary has asked Bill to “Fuck me like Lewinsky” before?

Put my sig up on texas gun trader. Now to wait for some guy to offer me a “custom” dpms ar with a truglo reflex sight and 200 rounds of russian .223 for it.

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Just saying that using the second amendment as your only defense in an argument when you know damn well your opponent is arguing from a moral perspective and not a legal one is pretty fucking dumb.

*Updating my tinder bio to say that killing fascists is a turn on

The question is not "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" It's how would the woodchuck community deal with the inevitable obesity epidemic which would obviously plague them if they all chucked that much wood. #woodchucklivesmatter

Why do so many people nowadays "live in the gym"? Surely if you can afford an L.A Fitness membership you can obtain some sort of dwelling. Maybe they all go to the YMCA, pretty tragic actually.

I want one of those giant white cylndrical rooms with the winding stairs and all the giant glass windows like you see in all the fitness equipment infomercials and stereotypical porno sets in my future house

What if a female suicide bomber kills herself in sacrifice to get like 30 virgins or whatever but it turns out that they need female virgins to give to all the other suicide bombers so they force her to be a sexual sacrifice by fucking some like crotchety ol 42 year old fugly dude because that'd be fucking ironic.