me (2 days ago): oh i don’t even know if i’ll still like 5sos after 2 years
5sos: *releases new music*
me: *screaming from the roof* NO MATTER WHERE I GO I’M ALWAYS GONNA WANT YOU BACK
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

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Product Placement
Doug Jones
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me (2 days ago): oh i don’t even know if i’ll still like 5sos after 2 years
5sos: *releases new music*
me: *screaming from the roof* NO MATTER WHERE I GO I’M ALWAYS GONNA WANT YOU BACK
I’m slowly falling in love with Tom Holland and there is nothing I can do to stop it…
Tony: are you lying to me?
Peter: define “lying”
Tony: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define lying?
Peter: reclining your body in a horizontal position
road trip C.H
warning: smut
word count: 2500+
summary: hot and steamy car sex with Calum
requested?: yes, hope you like it Anon! I finished this instead of doing homework :)) anyhoo hope you like this, i love this one shot so much.
dont forget, requests are open and you can send in as many as you like!
- Find my Masterlist here -
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The wind was making my hair blow into my face but I didn’t mind, it felt refreshing compared to the hot interior of the car. Because someone, that being Calum, didn’t seem to think to get the air conditioner fixed before our road trip down the coast. That’s also why every single window is open because the 30 degree heat outside is cooler than this crappy car.
The radio was on low and played one of Calum’s songs off his playlist, a song I haven’t listened to yet so it must be new considering Calum makes me listen to his playlist every single time we’re in the car.
“I haven’t heard this one before” I spoke up, looking over at Calum who was drumming his hands on the steering wheel to the beat of the song. He looked at me with a small smirk, a few curls that weren’t caught in his cap stuck to his sweaty forehead.
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from the bottom of my heart, please know, that i’d appreciate being slammed against a wall with your hand down my pants and your breath against my neck saying that I am yours and only yours
IM SOBBIGN
masterlist
alright so here’s the masterlist on my new blog. it’s the exact same, just on another blog tbh ;)
if anything isn’t as it should be (the links aren’t working, wrong title, ect) please me so i can fix it
if you wanna chat about writing and 5sos and stuff pls hit me up !
now, happy reading and tell me what you think about the writings!
(most/some of the pieces are on my old blog but there won’t be posted any writing on @calumsbtich anymore)
☆ = means personal favourites
☼ = means over 100 notes
✧ = means over 200 notes
♔ = means over 300 notes
* = means smut
valentine!5sos blurb night with @calumsbicth
S E R I E S
PAID TO BE POPULAR (on-going)
THE PURPOSE OF LOVE (on-going)
BITTERSWEET GENERATION (on-going)
A S H T O N
IMAGINES
The Awful and the Adorable ☆ ♔
The Unprepared Guest (Halloween series) ☼
Talking-before-thinking ☼
Eyes ☆ ♔
Inconvenient ☼
soft apologies *✧
C A L U M
IMAGINES
Nia ♔
Coping Mechanism
That Lovelis Bitch ♔
Years Long Past ☆ ☼ - Part 2
Jealous Daddy ✧
The Cutie from Stanford ✧
You Could’ve Killed Me ✧ (Halloween series)
Two Lovebirds In The Water ✧
Love In The Air(port) ✧
Please ✧
In Charge ♔
One Match ☼
Change of Status ☼
A Christmas Miracle ✧
L U K E
IMAGINES
How Can I Be Good Enough? ☼
Let’s Just Pretend ☆ ✧
Scary Ex-Girlfriend ♔ (Halloween Series)
A Treaty Trickster ☼ (Halloween series)
Long Time No See ✧
Angry Arzaylea ♔
Handcuffed ☼
Hurt ☆ ☼
M I C H A E L
IMAGINES
Doctor Stranger ♔ (Halloween Series)
Movie Theatre and Chill ☼
No, Please & Thank You ☼
Everything that doesn’t make sense about me, makes sense when I’m with you
4 / 4 / ALL
Jealous (4/4) ☼
Worried about nothing (4/4)
How you cuddle (4/4) ☼
Breakups are painful (4/4) ☼
Closer - Song Preference
Outer Space - Song Preference
Request here! (unless they’re closed. of course, you can still share your ideas, but don’t expect them to be written)
Prompts if you can’t think of anything
Text AU: tricking him.
Recommended Stories
IF THIS DOESN"T WORK I HAVE EVERYTHING ON HERE IN THE TAG ‘FICS’
My Masterlist
Luke Hemmings
Too Hot For You by smuttyscribles
Nerdy Virgin Luke by bananashemmo
Hurtful by bananashemmo
The Bar Series by cal-puddies
Suburbia by hemmingsfics
You Make him Cum in His Pants by whatsupbands
Famous Y/N by sgfgluke
Michael Clifford
2 A.M. by bananashemmo
Pleasure And Pain by 5-shades-of-grey
Tears by honeymoonmuke
Galaxies by just5sossmut
I like like you by lukeysgirl
I have this feeling by starryclem
This is our secret by starryclem
The Mission by malumshighlight
Merman by malumshighlight
Keep me Sane by malumshighlight
The firefighter Stripper Michael by just5sossmut
Doctor Strange by calumsbtich
Royals by bettsyveloso
Nerdy Virgin Michael by bananashemmo
Insecurities by whatsupbands
Calum Hood
The Tattoo Artist by bananashemmo
Shattered by honeymoonmuke
Cuddles by honeymoonmuke
Live Jealousy by lukeysgirl
On Earth As It Is In Heaven by malumshighlight
Invicta by lattecalum
Connection by hxmmatron
Dead End Spy by hxmmatron
Jungle Boy Calum by whatsupbands
Wicked Games by bananashemmo
Ashton Irwin
Eyes by calsdream
Dryad Ashton by strongercalum
4/4 all
Ugly Meeting by pretendtobepunkrock
A Little Taste by smuttyscribbles
Threesomes
Do We turn you On Muke by honeymoonmuke
Master and Mistress Malum by just5sossmut
My Favorite Accounts are as followed
Bananashemmo
lukeysgirl
smuttyscribbles
malumshighlight
Honeymoonmuke
Choco-chip-cookie
lashtonslube
lukeatmeashton
Masterlist
Ash:
best friend Ash teaches you how to cum / (unofficial) pt 2
crush on nerdy Ash
Cal:
wearing Cal’s boxers turns him on
Luke:
best friend Luke teaches you how to masturbate
also this other one I did on my old blog sexrambles forever ago
best friend Luke
Mikey:
Michael helps with finals anxiety
Updated masterlist #8
It’s that time again! All smut is indicated (*) over 50 notes (**) over 100 notes (***) over 150 notes (!) over 200 notes (!!) over 300 notes (!!!) over 500 notes (^) over 1000 notes (^^) over 2000 notes (^^^) over 27,000 notes
Text AU You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!) You loose something stupid (!!) Messaging the wrong boy (!!) You love superheroes (!!) Food mishaps with the baby (!) you play hide and seek (!) They think you are ignoring them (!) Kitchen mishaps (!) you buy a dog (!) Harry Potter (***) Kittens (***) you give him a heart attack (***) You have a bad day at school (***) Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***) You tell him you’re pregnant (***) 1st december (***) Michael’s black hair (**) supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)
Non smutty visuals
Imagine #1 (Calum) (**) Imagine #2 (Michael) (*) Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*) Imagine #4 (Luke) (*) Imagine #5 (Calum) (*) Imagine #6 (Luke) (*) Imagine #7 (Ashton) (**) Imagine #8 (Michael) (*) Imagine #9 (Calum) (**)
Preferences you make him cum his pants *smut* (!!!) Bus Bunk mishaps (!!) You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!) You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***) He thinks you are cheating on him (!) He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!) Supernatural 5sos (!) Supernatural 5sos part 2 (***) Supernatural 5sos part 3 (**) supernatural 5sos part 4 (**) supernatural 5sos part 5 (**) supernatural 5sos part 6 (*) supernatural 5sos part 7 (*) supernatural 5sos part 8 (*) supernatural 5sos part 9 (*) Pap problems (!) Shutting him out (***) You’re his celebrity crush (***) Camp half blood AU (**) Camp Half-blood part 2 (**) Camp half blood part 3 having an argument/fight (**) having a argument/fight part 2 (***) you like him but to him you are just friends (**) Part 2 (**) Love me like you do *song preference* (**) Finding out you are pregnant (*) He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*) he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*) insecurities (*) he insults you and the boys defend you (*) He takes care of you when you are sick When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*) Natalia Kills-Problem (*) You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference* Imagines Ashton Skype sex with visual *smut* (***) My wallflower (Nerd) (*) My Wallflower Part 2 Luke Vs Ashton (*) Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love Michael Vs Ashton Calum Vs Ashton Golden Compass AU Ipod shuffle - Still into you Michael He walks in on your masturbating *smut* (***) He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut* (**) Skype sex with visual *smut* (**) Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**) Single parent (*) Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*) Secret boyfriend Michael (*) Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*) Michael Vs Ashton You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*) Bad boy Michael (*) He’s not that bad (*) He’s not that bad part 2 (*) He’s not that bad part 3 *smut* (**) He’s not that bad part 4 No Sleep of the Wicked Gastroparesis No Sleep of the Wicked Parenthood is hard Appendicitis Trying to study Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you *requested* You saved me from myself Luke I like you, not him. *smut* (***) Neighbour (*) Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*) Luke Imagine Panic attack (*) Skype sex with visual *smut* (*) Luke imagine shower sex *smut* (*) Married at first sight (*) The Hunger Games (*) Backstage fun *smut* Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same Luke has a headache Badly written imagine Calum Silent treatment from him (**) Happy New Year (**) Mad at Calum (*) Secret love affair with Calum (*) Jock meets Nerd (**) personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut* Calum imagine He has a headache Calum Vs Ashton
Fanfictions Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!) Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke (***)
Random posts
Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^) Michael’s voice (^) 5 members of one direction (^^^) Zayn leaving (!!!) My friend and I on the phone (***) What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!) Michael’s porn tash (!!) My reaction to the skh ep (!) Michael is too precious (!) Return of red Michael (!) Michael’s reflection (***) Luke is rude (***) Calum in glasses (!!!) Ashton in glasses (!!) toasted Ashton (!!) Return of Brashton (^) Ashton winking/kissing (!!!) Visuals
Dry humping (!) People in chairs have more fun (!) Yes sir! (!) We dont need the bedroom (!) Eating out (***) Teasing (***) Keep your underwear on (***) Bath/shower (**) Under the table fun (**) Midnight at the pool (**) Lingerie (**) Lets go to the kitchen! (**) Against the wall (**) Thigh riding (**) Car sex (**) Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*) Angry fun (*) Squirting (*) Bondage (*) Holding Hands (*) Orgasm (*) Fingering (**) FxFxM threesome (*) Wedding night (*) MXMXF threesome (*) Grinding (*) Anal
This is probably the look Lucas gives when he has pinned against the wall, one leg up with your dress hitched up. You were previously ignoring because he had been really distant lately and you didn’t see the point of trying. He apologized, of course, but you continued keeping the attitude. The rest of the day was quiet, but when it was half past 9, and the sun was completely down, a and Luke, well, he was going to show you just how frustrated you made him. His hand would instantly find their way past your underwear and into you. Once his finger reaches the deep point and your back arches as you moan out, he looks up at you innocently and whispers, “What was that, baby?”
Calum’s kinks/turn-ons
Obviously nsfw // request other things here
Ashton // Luke // Michael
you wearing thigh high socks
when you dress up for him (lingerie)
so much sexting
sending videos and pictures to each other
any piercings (especially nipple piercings)
grabbing your ass casually
cuddling
him fingering you while you cuddle
you giving him a handjob while you cuddle
taking pictures and videos of you while you ride him or blow him
when you run your nails down his back
giving you hickies
holding your hips so tight that you have faint bruises
showing the boys the hickies you left
bragging about your sex life to them
pulling your hair and spanking you as he fucks you doggy-style
biting and sucking your nipples
probably the most likely to do anal
69ing
light choking kink
eating you out like 10 times a week
when you ride his face (because jawline)
cumming on you, especially your ass or tits
when you blow him and swallow
you deep-throating him
fucking when he’s sweaty from working out
“doggy style is my favorite position… can you guess why”
Luke’s kinks/turn-ons
Obviously nsfw // request the other boys here
Ashton // Calum // Michael
cuddly sex
giving each other lots of hickies
nuzzling his head against your chest
kissing down your stomach and wrapping his arms around you to pull you even closer to his lips
when you palm him/kiss him through his boxers
kissing and rubbing your clit through your underwear
overstimulation (achieved by mostly fingering you and eating you out)
you wearing nothing but one of his flannels
that moment where he’s eating you out and you look down and make eye contact with him and he sucks on your clit roughly and you moan his name loudly
you masturbating for him
both of you masturbating in front of each other
when you pull his hair out of pleasure
possibly fingering your ass ?? (he can be kinky i swear)
you being dominant once in a while and tying his wrists to the bed and teasing him and he begs you with a hoarse voice to suck his cock or ride him
going down on you at random times because he wants to hear you say his name and he needs a confidence boost
when you’re vocal in bed
holding you close to his body as he thrusts into you
you moaning/chanting/screaming his name
cumming inside you and seeing it run down your thigh when he pulls out
“who’s making you feel this good, baby?”
tbh he’d probably hear michael talking about something sexual and come home and ask you if you want to try it
under-the-table teasing at dinner with the boys
giggly sex with bad jokes
“h-ey so uhm do you want to p- um, do you want to play titanic ?? ? u b the ice burg and i’ll go up? –i mean down, i’ll go down”
“if i do my solo perfectly will you blow me?”
eating you out and making sure you feel his cold lip ring anD THE STUBBLE, THE FUCKING STUBBLE
5 Seconds of Summer - Waste The Night
What do you think about the boys gfs? Luke and arzel, cal and nia?
honestly they exhaust me. its a shame that since 5sos haven't released new music (apart from GTB) in like a year, the drama that the girlfriends cause is the main focus, but what can you do lol
mitchycollins: Reservoir, dawg (s)