Happy Mrs. Chicken

My name is Harri, weirdo geek from the UK and tumblr granny. Mostly I will be using this tumblr to witter about things that I'm sure my RL friends would find completely uninteresting.

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[icaseybaybee]

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[thememedaddy]

[mevil]

[ezekiel13]

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[all-fours]

How I'm trying to be this summer

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[vexwerewolf]

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[thememedaddy]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale