5up Incorrect Quotes

Mostly 5up Centric cuz I want more content. (avatar is @oakskull)

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5up: I am the smartest person in this lobby.

Dumbdog: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

5up: I paid for my chocolates, I'm getting my chocolates.

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5up: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Steve: I think you mean cards.

Hafu: he did not.

5up: *pulling out knives* I did not.

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Happy 2-year anniversary to 5up!!!

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[5up and Antfrost are queueing Valorant as a duo]

Random Guy: Ayyy Chamber, getting wet with some pussy, okaaay!

[Akward silence from 5up and Ant while the randos talk]

5up: I'll never understand straight people

Ant, commiserating: yeah...

clipped this bc it's an absolute mood lmao

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5UP FASHION KING?? this sweater genuinely slays it is so cute what

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< > ... < > ...? < > ...I'm not sure.

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i'm obsessed with how delicately 5up smashed shit with the sledgehammer...he deliberately piled the colors together so he could make pretty clouds of paint, but somehow ended up cleaner than both Sneeg and Tubbo?? plus, he was the only one left looking unphased and not sweating, despite arguably being the weakest, so overall 5up is a man too composed to be real. like - he is Definitely a hannibal type serial killer on the side

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Random fact but when I first saw 5up I thought he looked like an imp. Like I'm not even making a joke or anything, I thought that his face was peak "tiny forest trickster who'd make you do 3 riddles to pass into a totally normal area of forest as a distraction while he pickpockets you or something like that" energy. He's always going to be a tiny forest spirit to me regardless of what he does and I think that's hilarious

AMAZING.

Okay thats definitely in character for him though!

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Hafu: *on a video call* What's that in your background....5up?

5up: *with 5 deer heads mounted behind him* Deer heads.

Steve: Have you ever hunted jackalope?

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Do you know if there's a 5undy song? If so what's it called? If not, well god damnit my hopes where so high.

As far as I know, there are not any 5undy inspired songs. There are a lot of 5undy inspired playlists though? Here are some:

5undy for life

5undy ❤️🧡

5undy Playlist

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Exactly how cringe am I for attempting to write Crewfu fanfic on a scale from rat to banana

Oh banana for sure- I rly like those fics lol

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5undy Series

I'm done editing this series so I thought I'd put this here. 9 one-shots that don't necessarily fit together. They're all fluff or hurt/comfort at the least, and they're all about their characters rather than them as people. Only happy endings, and all works I'm honestly really proud of. I hope you take the time to check at least one of them out! I had so much fun writing them. <3

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2340914

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*In Dumbdog's car*

Fundy: What happens if you hit both the gas pedal and the brakes?

5up: The car takes a screenshot.

Dumbdog: Alright, you're getting abandoned. Get out.

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5up: *wearing Fundy's jacket* Sorry for borrowing-

Fundy: You are not allowed to take that off.

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Unrelated but you are literally the only person who I could ask about this. What the afterlife is the asim oh asim clip and why do people go insane at it

Because 5up doesn't really let that much... emotion into his voice for the most part; he's typically pretty cool, calm, and collected. So that clip is him just completely sassing the hell out of Asim and it's so out of character typically that it's really funny.

(If anyone doesn't know the clip I'm talking about it's this)

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Tubbo: It’s hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.

5up: Watch it or I'm calling your therapist.

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5up: The only worthwhile thing I’ve done today is take a buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.