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𝐋𝐮𝐤𝐚/𝐋𝐲𝐤𝐚 🍉 ✯ 𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐧𝐬 ✯ 𝐈 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬 ✯ 𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐬 & 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧! ✯ 𝐍𝐞𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 ✯ 𝐏𝐅𝐏 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐮 ✯

[demonboyhalo]

I have mostly fandom ocs, so if ur into that, check me out!

this year doing animation memes for attacks!! let's see if I can keep up my 23 attack avg for a 3rd year ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[thanook]

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous my posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[shadowpendragon]

nice tits

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[animentality]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[junestrings]

through pottery we domesticated rocks

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.