bees

i enjoy a good meme

[ameliastardust]

whenever i try and make an astute observation

[wrenchswango]

you’re a mean one…. mr. Binch…..

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

Ed Sheeran out here taking noteworthy shits most of us can only dream about

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[jonstavk]

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

[buzzfeed]

[fecchan]

people who use “xD” or “^_^” are innocent and do not deserve your scorn but people who say “kek” or “wew lad” are icons of malevolence and should be publicly executed

[dangxiety]

[mockwa]

[diamondformm]

[iguanamouth]

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do. (P.s. I love you very much)

[patterns-in-static]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[lukia26]

…you know what to do.

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

you know what to do

[ru-debega]

it keeps getting better

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[skeriouss]

Found from リコセ’s (rikose) twitter

[cyberpunksuggestions]

Define ‘cheating.’

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[everyteenager4free]

[600000bees]

your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing

*new problem appears*

me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me if i owned a foosball table

someone: hey whats up

me: i own a foosball table