them, after two weeks of not showing the slightest interest in me: hey what's up how are you?
me: I'm good, hbu?
them: well my boyfriend broke up with me and I think I'm pregnant and my best friend hates me because I cheated on my boyfriend with her boyfriend. everybody hates me for no reason and I want to die.
me: oh, I'm so sorry to hear that!
them: yeah well thanks for letting me rant, bye.
me: (never ever contacts anyone for support for fear of using them as emotional sponges)
















