Me:Â Gerard Canonico is only like 5 foot 5 he is so small and I need to protect him
Friend: arent you the same height as him?
Me; your point?
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Me:Â Gerard Canonico is only like 5 foot 5 he is so small and I need to protect him
Friend: arent you the same height as him?
Me; your point?
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My anxiety: somethings off
Me: how so?
Anxiety: somethings wrong
Me: what
Anxiety: something
Me: like can you give me a general idea
Anxiety: somethings off
If aliens landed on earth, how likely would it be that they take over the planet after finding out that their technology is far more advanced than ours?
(I found this here on Quora and thought it might inspire some of you to write!)
Pretty close to zero.
What exactly would our planet offer a species capable of interstellar travel? There are two schools of thought:
The Kardeshev scale
The Barrow scale
The Kardeshev scale measures civilizations by how much energy they can harness:
A Class I civilization harnesses all of the energy of their home planet
A Class II civilization harnesses all of the energy of their local star
A Class III civilization harnesses all of the energy of their local galaxy
Also…is it me or should there be a few steps between II and III?
The energy requirements of interstellar travel would probably require something close to a Class II civilization. So what would our planet offer a species capable of harnessing the energy of entire stars? Seems much more likely that they would come after our sun, and not even notice the little motes on planet 3 that depend on it.
The Barrow scale measures civilizations on their ability to manipulate small entities:
B1 manipulates visible objects
B2 manipulates genes
B3 = molecules
B4 = atoms
B5 = nuclei
B6 = sub-atomic particles
B7 manipulates the space-time structure of the universe
The Barrow scale implies that more advanced civilizations would explore inward rather than outward. They would likely end up as digitized entities, and they would likely spend most of their time as close to a black hole as possible. Black holes offer the best possible computing environment, the most energy density, and can likely be harnessed to produce more energy than stars.
So what exactly would our planet, or even our sun, offer to a species that thrives near black holes?
Personally, I’m a much bigger believer in the Barrow scale than the Kardeshev scale. Kardeshev is based on the mindset of the industrial age, where moar energy and moar territory = moar awesome. The Barrow scale is based on the digital age and seems to capture our current trajectory more accurately.
Advanced races seem more likely to be digital intelligences in a dyson sphere or at the edge of a singularity rather than remaining squishy bags of meat cruising the galaxy in giant hunks of metal looking for planets to conquer.
Okay so many of you know about Ramadan, the month in the islamic calander where every muslim who’s not travelling, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic or on their period or is ill or elderly has to fast from dawn until sunset and refrain from smoking, sex, swearing, etc. Instead of sending everyone I follow what I would like them to tag as #nsfr (not safe for ramadan), here is a list of things to tag:
food
nudes/ nsfw
kissing/ pda
smoking
bad language
I’d appreciate it if people reblog this so every muslim doesn’t have to ask the 400+ blogs they follow to tag stuff. Thanks!
Ramadan 2017 will tentatively begin in the evening of Friday, May 26th and ends in the evening of Saturday, June 24th!
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations
How do I delete someone else’s post
since y’all said procrastinating was missing in that other comic
This is me. This has been me for the past two weeks.
This needs to not be me.
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain.Â
I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.
we’re watching.
helo friend I love the contacts, I know for a fact all shadow’s eyes are white or black and those blue contacts aren’t fooling me. Emo.
When kids trick or treat at your house on Halloweeen do you like to point out the fact that you, an intellectual, can see through their lies and they will not succeed at fooling you with their disguises? Jesus christ.Â
sassy little lassy. proof that he is a goat. u headbuttem boi.
there is actually zero difference between baby groot and a minion. zero difference. you’re no better than a minion loving facebook mom for liking baby groot. “i am groot” “banana” its the same thing. dont fall for the scam just because baby groot is “nerd” in your loot crate funko pop.Â
You know what, no. Fuck you. How dare you compare them?? Fucking yellow tic tac creatures didn’t literally sacrifice themselves to save their friends. They weren’t brought back to life by the loving care of their loyal companion. Dumbass banana-loving fuckers.
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yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like itÂ
oh. I thought it was a photo.
Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.
this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lubeÂ
dogs are so good
Wtf this is adorable
The whole video is cute and I will provide it for all to see.
there’s always, ALWAYS a tumblr blog you’re following that turns into a kpop blog without warning and you have absolutely no idea who they were before
i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon
like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like
her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”
me, meowing back: “tax benefits”
her, meowing: “why do u always do this”
cats actually have a human-specific language. cats don’t often meow at each other and seem to use subvocal communications that humans can’t hear to chat cat-to-cat. however, cats seem to use what humans would call “shout-until-you’re-understood” to speak to humans. so basically, it’s more like:
“I’M GLAD YOU’RE HOME!”
“tax benefits”
“NO, I’M GLAD YOU ARE HOME”
“waffle iron”
“IT’S OKAY. I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DUMB HUMAN”
The domestic house cat’s wild ancestors have a much harsher voice, too. The going theory is that early cats mimicked human infants which tripped humans’ nurturing instincts, and then selective breeding did the rest.
We make a big deal over how dogs have developed the ability to understand human expressions and tones (and let’s be fair, that is in fact awesome), but cats are possibly the only species that has changed their vocal language to try to communicate with us.