How to have fun with fuckpigs.
I see lists like this that arenāt actually viable and find them so annoying and lacking real imagination.
Fantasies can have a time and place and I prefer to stay closer to things that can be an actual reality.
These are all things I would legitimately hate and wouldnāt blame my owner for doing to me because we both know I deserve nothing more and he enjoys torturing me and I want so desperately to entertain him and to earn his cum, whatever it takes.
Iām privileged that my owner already does some of these things as they are very helpful in keeping me in my place beneath him where I belong. Even though itās hard to enjoy them, being able to demonstrate my devotion always feels good.
1. Ask it questions like, you know youāre stupid right? You know youāre ugly, yes? You do know that youāre worthless and nobody cares is you live or die?
2. Compare it to other cunts you fuck or see and make sure to keep it feeling insecureā¦ my cuntās cunt in so much tighter than yours pig, I love fucking her cuntā¦ her cunt taste so good, Iād never put my mouth on your disgusting gashā¦ my cunt actually knows how to use her mouth, yours is just good for fucking.
3. The first thing you do when you see your pig is spit on itās faceā¦ the last thing you do before leaving is spit on itās face.
4. Never call your pig by itās name. Donāt call it her or she either. Itās a thing, property, not a person.
5. Ask your pig to tell you what itās good for. Slap it for every wrong answer. Slap it for every correct answer. Pigs are only good for abuse and thatās about it.
6. Piss on and in your pig as much as possible.
7. Make your pig piss outside as much as possible. Or in a bowl. Or on the floorā¦ if it uses a toilet it gets punished.
8. A pigās tits should always be bruised. If theyāre not bruised your pig should be beat for that.
8. Get one of your other cunts and fuck her in front of your pig. Tell the cunt how good she feels and how pretty she is and how much happier you are to be fucking her than a dumb pig. Cum in or on the cunt and make your pig beg to clean it up. Itād probably be extra humiliating to deny it that pleasure.
9. After spitting on your pig make sure to always have it kiss your boots and feet. Your pig is stupid and always needs reminding itās beneath you.
10. Make your pig beg for the things it doesnāt want. Make it beg NOT to cum. Make it beg for you to abuse it more when itās at itās limit. Make it beg for your cum in itās eye. Make it beg for you to call it names. Make it beg for humiliation.
11. Whenever it says itās thirsty or hungry always make it drink and eat out of a bowl or off the floor. It should always have to be wearing itās snout when eating.
12. Have it rub itās cunt on inappropriate objects trying to get off while you laugh at it and contemplate out loud disposing of it because itās so disgusting.
13. Make fun of your pig for how wet it gets from the abuse it receives. Let it know it is itās own fault it gets treated this way.
14. Ask your pig to tell you what it needs for itself and then make sure to never give it that.
15. Find out what your pig hates and do that. It hates anal make it anal only. It hates having itās picture taken, do that. It hates verbalizing, make sure it does that. If it likes something you do find a way to make it hate that thing.
16. When itās broken and crying remind it that it has no other purpose. Ask it if it wants to be replaced and watch how desperate it gets. Then make fun of it even more.
17. When youāre bored make your pig jiggle itās fat. Train it so that when you say, Iām bored, it automatically knows what to do. Donāt even pay attention to it (too ugly to look at) just make it do it.
18. Inspect it and critique it. Or worse make it point out itās flaws to you. Head to toe. Make tally marks on itās fat gut for each flaw and whip it that number of times.
19. Get some treats you know will motivate the fat pig and make it do tricks like a dog. Then pervert the tricksā¦ make it lick your assā¦ etc.
20. When youāre together make it suck a dildo whenever your cock isnāt in itās mouth.
21. Suffocate or drown the pigā¦ push it as far as possible then tell it youāre disappointed in it for not suffocating/drowning for youā¦ really drive it in how worthless it is for not being able to please you, that you donāt think itās worth your time any longer, kick itās cunt, spit on it and walk away.
22. Use your pig to entertain other people. The more people who laugh at it the better.
23. Pick a snack or food the pig really lovesā¦ get the pig really excited for it and then cum on it for the pig to eat.
24. Find out your pigs insecurities, use them against it. Maybe if it was better at itās job it wouldnāt be laying in a puddle of your piss. Maybe if it wasnāt such an idiot itād have friends to be with instead of licking your asshole so desperately. Maybe if it was a better mother it wouldnāt be on itās knees begging for cock in itās ass. Nothing is off limits, make it as personal as possible.
25. If itās in the middle of talking tell it to shut up.
26. While youāre driving or just sitting around relaxing make it keep itās mouth open. No swallowing, then punish it for the mess of drool.
27. Tell the pig, if you really wanted to please me youād take my fist to your fat gut without crying about, āI canāt, I canātā. Then watch it cry and laugh at it.
28. Make sure it is thinking about you especially when you have more important things to do than to pay it any attention. A pig needs to be ignored to keep it in itās place because the one thing a pig thrives off of is your attention. Canāt have a pig thriving.
29. Each day have the pig write something awful about itself on itās body. Sometimes tell it what to write, sometimes make it decide. Make it show you and then ask it why itād write that.
30. Edge the pig. For hours. No orgasm, no relief.
31. Randomly ask or check to make sure your pigās gash is wet. If not punish it until itās gets wet.
32. Tell it youād rather fuck skinnier pretty cunts but they take too much time and effort and itās holes are so easy because itās so desperate, why not, you think laughing at it is fun.
33. Tell it youād rather fuck fatter prettier cuntsā¦ the ones that are soft and sexy and fleshy and round. Theyāre much more interesting and actually have self respectā¦ itās just old and saggy, gross, and stupid.
34. Ask it how many cocks itās sucked and fucked recently then make fun of it, no matter what the answer is.
35. Make it confess itās filthiest fantasies and then use them against it. Tell it how you told other people and how they reacted in disgust.
36. Have it hold and carry things for you with itās mouth. Your keys, an implement of torture, itās bowl, a rock.
37. Feed it cum covered food in a bowl on the ground tell it is because you want to make it fatter. You want to see itās tits get bigger so theyāre more fun to punch. Donāt forget the snout if itās eating!
38. Tell the pig if it really wants to please you itāll not eat and suffer for you so that it wonāt be so fat and ugly, that youāre tired of the way itās belly hangs.
39. Let others use it but only if they promise not to be nice. How it feels doesnāt matter. Itās already ruined, it wonāt make a difference. Make sure it knows that.
40. Make it bleed for you. Carve PIG into itās skin so it canāt escape it and pretend itās normal when not with you.
41. Make it confess itās love and devotion, pretend to be nice for a moment, like itās in a safe place. Then laugh and make fun of it, who could ever care for, want, or need such a disgusting thing.
42. When you finally tire of the stupid pig and never want to see it again take a shit on itās chest, kick it in the cunt and walk away forever.
