[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[tomrameaux]

probably the most beautiful thing Carterpie has ever seen

[breadcamesliced]

[charlottan]

Wahoo!

[zagreus]

unrestrained summer fun

[dogpuppy]

[crazy-brazilian]

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[viridianmoon]

[cjamswriting]

[the-soup-specter-sillies]

the rapture actually DID happen today but the only soul god deemed worthy of salvation was a single baby, recently converted to the christian faith, taken away in a beam of light just milliseconds before colliding with a baseball bat. the rest of us are on our own.

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[modelsof-color]

Awa Niang by PASCAL BRÄUER + Cristiano Temporim for Vogue Portugal December 2025

[gebo4482]

Anton Reva | NADADA (@savemymind)

[youngjellyfishbasement]

My new art - pls, follow for more!

Not AI!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

[dat-soldier]

oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit

[smsomah]

Niger, 1974. Peter Fuchs