6teen Incorrect Quotes

Incorect quotes, the occasional reblog and the extremely rare post where I talk about 6teen despite the fact nobody wants to hear it. Feel free to ask me anything!

[alarmingpenguin]

things that happen when ur 16:

life is sweet

ur growing up so fast

u got to make the good times last

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Jen: What were you thinking?! Breeding puppies behind my back?!

Jude, surrounded by half a dozen of puppies: We weren’t doing it on purpose! They’re just very reproductive creatures and we didn’t want to slut-shame them

Jonsey: Yeah, sorry you’re not more sex-positive, Jen

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NIkki: What are you doing?

Jonsey: Offering moral support

Nikki: You have morals?

Jonsey: No, but I support those who do

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Wyatt: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains

Nikki: A ray of hope for Jude

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Jen: To be honest… You’re kind of an over-texter

Jude: What? No way!

Nikki: Oh so you don’t remember sending 97 messages to the group chat in the span of 5 minutes?

Jonsey: My phone vibrated itself off the table. I think it was committing suicide!

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Jen: It’s okay to ask for help

Caitlin: You’re not a burden

Jonsey: Murder is okay

Wyatt: Your feelings matter

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Jude: Plankton built his computer wife, so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. Plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him.

Nikki:

Jonsey: Plankton has a humiliation fetish

Wyatt: … Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t share them with everyone and put them into the world. Just a suggestion

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Wyatt: So what’s the plan for tonight?

Jonesy: Are you sure you want to talk about the H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N P-A-R-T-Y in front of the A-D-U-L-T-S?

Ron: … Gee, it’s at times like this I wish I knew how to spell-

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Wyatt: You have a lot of great qualities, Jude.

Wyatt, points at Jude's chest: Like this.

Jude: My nipples?

Wyatt: ... I meant your heart.

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Nikki: So... hypothetically... how does one make a date more interesting?

Caitlin: Um, sometimes acting sort of mysterious can be intriguing?

Nikki: Got it, thanks.

[later]

Jonesy: So, where are we going?

Nikki: None of your fucking business.

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Caitlin: I really like this whole ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing you guys have going on.

Jen: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m nice and Nikki isn’t

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Caitlin: So yeah, he broke up with me.

Nikki: Why are you looking at the ceiling?

Caitlin: I need to cry but this foundation costs 48 dollars.

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Wyatt: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Wyatt: I also relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Jude: You guys ever remember that you're legally an adult? Like, I could go crazy go stupid all I want, and I don't even have to ask Jen!

Jen: No, you can't.

Jude: Okay, I can't.

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Caitlin: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Jonesy: Gun to his back?

Nikki: Knife to his throat?

Jude: Poison in his cup?

Wyatt: You’re all horrible.

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Jonesy, pointing at his chest: We're not going to lose because we have this.

Wyatt: We have heart?

Jonesy: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Jen: I need you to be in charge while Nikki and I are gone.

Caitlin: I’m your guy.

Jen: Don’t do anything stupid.

Caitlin: Ok, I’m kinda your guy.

Jen: And keep Jude and Jonesy out of trouble.

Caitlin: You need another guy.