Dawn Of The First Day

Ian | 21 | gay | Philadelphia | Math and Psychology Student

[ayyoo-river]

[beautifully-said]

[fagtomex]

she’s so fucking funny

[dsd57993215]

IM PUSSY BITCH!!!!! ….

*hard soft moan*

[baara]

my dad still isn’t over neko atsume

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

[the-knights-who-say-book]

These aren’t exaggerations

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

6th century BC Twitter

[bunjywunjy]

technology changes but humans never do

[phospore]

[ruanv]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[givemearmstopraywith]

first views inside notre dame

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[recommend]

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

[animatedtext]

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[airwar-blog]

[captainrogersbucky]

IM DEAD 💀😂

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Being on tumblr after the update like