74C-GA-TERA [ Homies being Homos ]

A pair of homies that love making music but not each other. A 18+ blog for my splatoon OCs Kiko and Elijah and their spicy aromantic relationship.

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Kiko: Bro, if we were a couple, I’d be always going on ’bout how cute an’ soft your big nostrils are an’ your barbels tickle.

Elijah: You have my full attention.

Kiko: Oh shit. Even your tail’s waggin’.

Elijah: It’s your problem now.

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Competitive Sex

Kiko: The term casual sex implies that there's competitive sex.

Elijah: That's stupid and not a thing.

Kiko: You say that ‘cause I'd out rank you by havin’ more partners bein’ pan an’ you're only gay, bro.

Elijah: ...

Kiko: I'm XXX Rank, baby!

Elijah: I'll show you XXX Rank you li'l shit!

Kiko: Wuh? AAAAH-!!! Oh fuck...! 💗