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young sheldon spends his days picking my genius out of a fucking ashtray

[massseppukkufoodfight]

i had a fucking dream where i was a twitch streamer and twitch started running this stupid ad campaign with the phrase SIGNIFICANT REACH on it and it was plastered everywhere and fucking someone made an image of the fuck yes baby with significant reach under it and i opened tumblr and every post was just the significant reach baby

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led my horse to the can of worms in one basket competition, they said they taught a fish to climb a tree for a day

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im not fucking clicking that video tumblr

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god forbid people have a genuine conversation nowadays!

chat gpt wife i keep in a cage: sorry, something went wrong. if this issue persists please contact us through our help center at openai.com

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sleeping inside the guts of my friends doberman because he forgot to pass out blankets at the sleepover like im han solo on hoth

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made my friend a blood and puss covered homunculus for his birthday

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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fit tomorrow was assembled by first rate homunculi, this is my design

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does timothy chalamet know i made him in my lab?

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the five hundred pound wild boar does wonders to spice up a marrige

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are homunculus able to feel pain? ive felt irritated at the two i keep chained to my radiator and they scream really loud when i turn the heat up

[jame7t]

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

[eategg24]

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

[jame7t]

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

[psyphigirl]

Would love to write a guide on how to raise your homonculus. What kind of homonculus is it? What do you need to feed it? What does each homonculus do? What not to do? How to care for it if it gets sick?

So on and so forth

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i may not be the shit,, but im at least the fart