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Jonny/Bee/Jonny Bee | she/her/he/him | 23 | OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS | dog therian and autistic | art side blog @jonny-bee-meowrt | nsfw art side blog @jonny-bee-meofter-dark | I have Instagram and Youtube and ko-fi too https://linktr.ee/beefromashroom✌️😘

[jonny-b-meowborn]

❗ ❗ ❗OFFICIAL COMMISSION POST❗❗❗

Hi hello everyone! I am now a fully grown big boy out of school and I want to try making art my main source of income, so I redid my commission sheet! With the way my brain works I am not made for having a day job, but I'd love to be independent from my parents eventually :þ

If you're interested in a commission or have any questions, you can DM me here or contact me via my email [email protected]

Payment through PayPal, half of the price upfront, other half after the commission is finished

If you're not interested or can't afford it, reblogs would be greatly appreciated!

With your help this queer autistic individual may never have to work in retail and wouldn't that be beautiful lmao

[jonny-b-meowborn]

NEVER STOP YEARNING I ENCOUNTERED MY BELOVED PSYCH WARD FRIEND/DAD TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE LEFT THE WARD AROUND EASTER

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I went on my first proper bike ride (I'm learning to ride a bike recently), and near the beginning of my trip I rode past him, didn't even notice him at first cause I was so focused on not falling (I rode into a ditch the last time I tried biking in that area lmao), but he called out to greet me and I almost fell trying to stop to chat with him. He never talked much about himself n mostly asked how I'm doing. He gave me some bike advice and asked how's my mental health going and was super sweet as always. But he did not escape me asking about how he's doing too, and he's well!!! He says he has a lot of stability in his life now so he's fine, and immediately started asking about my life again lol. He also told me where is a good bike path, he said he had just been there for a walk and it's a good route for a ride. I went mostly in that direction but forgot where I was supposed to turn so I didn't go exactly where he told me to, but still had a much nicer and longer ride than what I had planned.

Also also also!!!!! When he was leaving the psych ward, he seemed surprised when me and a bunch of other people hugged him goodbye, BUT this time he initiated a goodbye hug with me!!! And he said "I've always wanted to-" when he did so, whatever that means, I'm definitely gonna be normal about that, I'm soooo normal. Guys.

I'm genuinely so happy and giddy and got a surge of energy for my ride because he believed in me :]]] I keep grinning and giggling to myself thinking about it. I haven't seen or heard from him since Easter!!! That's so long!!! And he was happy to see me and chat with me!!!!!! My dear friend :]]]] waaaah :]]]

[jonny-b-meowborn]

NEVER STOP YEARNING I ENCOUNTERED MY BELOVED PSYCH WARD FRIEND/DAD TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE LEFT THE WARD AROUND EASTER

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[stevetwisp]

inspired by this post!!!!

simon just following grace around like a lost puppy

[homunculus-argument]

If I ever ran a coffee shop or any other such establishment, I'd have a system of employee discount privileges for rewards for good work and special occasions, including getting one for their birthday each year. Not a discount on the product, they get that one anyway, but having one workday where they're granted the power to arbitrarily give any customer a 20% discount with no limit. They can cash it in at any point, not required to work on your birthday in order to get it. It is entirely allowed to decide to use your Discount Privileges three months after your birthday because you woke up in a bad mood and decide to use it for evil. I don't know how you would, but it's allowed anyway.

Once you've announced you're using your discount privileges today, it's out of my hands. You can decide you're giving a discount to all your friends. Give it to everyone who has a cool haircut or nice tattoo. Anyone who looks like they're having a bad day. Rude customer? Nothing prevents you from going "ok everyone here gets a discount except this guy in particular." Fuck that guy.

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[murrrchq]

you are my solution

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[nostalgicfoxxosystem]

literally me like this hits so hard

[ouppygirlpaws]

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[giragirameganedan]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[aggot]

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

[nyenye0701]

book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm

movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba