Crippled Englishman

The Most Byronic Guy I know.

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Dorkly

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CHRIST

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THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

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FICTIONAL LOVING FATHERS

FICTIONAL LOVING VILLAIN FATHERS

FICTIONAL LOVING VILLAIN FATHERS WHO TREAT THEIR CHILDREN WITH LOVE AND RESPECT AND LIKE THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO THEM.

I WOULD BLOW UP THE MOON FOR YOU MY TINY CHILD

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panic/anxiety attack

breath in for 4 seconds

hold your breath for 7 seconds

exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

[memewhore]

Had one just yesterday, luckily I was home alone and could freak out in private and talk myself down.  It works but it looks really nuts so it’s not something I can do in public lie this^.

[mdevillar]

[dimpledlouis]

hey if ur lgbtqiaa+ hmu so i can mail us all these mugs and we can have a grand ol time

[rosycheeks]

[sadphonics]

If you’re comparing Markiplier to Pewdiepie you don’t know shit Mark is a nice guy Felix is utter shit

[thecw4kids]

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When you can’t sleep because you’re thinking about how someone told you to git gud

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i hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Paul Blart Mall Cop 3 Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop Blart X Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy Paul Blart (2046 Remake)

[saltycardinals]

Kaz is dead.

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[deviantsnart-remade]

link…. with a gun

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[kingbuckley]

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

[rnutualfollow]

seeing couples make out in the hallway

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Ain’t no party like a white phosphorus party

Cuz a white phosphorus party leaves no survivors.

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