I'll be right here.

she/her, mid 20s this blog runs on a queue

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[flogger-angel]

angel that tells you the halo can't be moved from that position but you catch it up late at night handwashing the halo in the kitchen sink

[charl0ttan]

the problem with water is that when you drink it its gone forever. and theres no way to get it out of your body

[charl0ttan]

tge problem with pee is that nobody knows why or when your body makes it

[lennguine]

say it ain't stoat

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[honeyxviii]

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

[acetaminophriends]

[bonivers]

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[fwizard]

[kness]

Chicken cup 🐓🐓🐓

[frontmansdefender]

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[orteil42]

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

[czl]

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

[deadelated]

indeed...

[tumbwr]