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@801s-suggestions
Due to an increase in maintenance requests, I will no longer be doing maintenance on damage caused by stupidity. In other words, I won't be replacing anyone's arm when they break it by, and I quote, "fisting my goth GF".
that is all.
Regarding the budget that YoRHa allots to maintenance, the thing is...
In terms of G, we have no G...
To any E units who are currently using an alias, you still need to sign maintenance forms with your official designation, it ruins the paperwork otherwise. You know who you are, I won't name anyone specifically, because 9S might be right beside you.
Attention
I shall now be performing maintenance on a gacha system.
That is all.
How did 2b choke 9s to death? Androids don't have lungs, why would that work!? Maybe it was just the logic virus that killed him...
or maybe...
Somebody come down to maintenance, I need to try something!
A tip to those who keep complaining that they have to come into maintenance too often.
STOP HUGGING THE BOMB MACHINES!!!
Just a helpful reminder that the items in my shop marked as 'not for resale' will explode if you try to resell them!
Machinus eunt domus!
Machini ite domum!
challenge: start your self destruct timer on the bunker, see how close you can get to 0.00 without blowing up!
There seems to have been a small bit of confusion. When I mark an item as "half off", what that means is that you still pay full price, but I only give you half of what I normally would. I want no more complaints about this now that I've clarified.
this post is completely out of character, but I've played more god eater 3 than I have nier: automata, and now that I've restarted nier, I can't help but hear zeke whenever 9s talks! It's very odd considering how different their characters are.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth maintenance the wise? It's not a story the operators would tell you.
Attention!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that is all.
Attention, I am now having a discount on useless bits of scrap! listen, I just have this stuff left over from maintenance, and I have no idea what to do with it. Can someone please just take it off my hands, maybe you could build a fort with it or something, it's really just taking up space.
also, it's 50G per kilogram. what? You didn't think it was free did you?
I’ll give you these things. Deal?
Deal, but only if they’re flammable.
Attention, I am now having a discount on useless bits of scrap! listen, I just have this stuff left over from maintenance, and I have no idea what to do with it. Can someone please just take it off my hands, maybe you could build a fort with it or something, it's really just taking up space.
also, it's 50G per kilogram. what? You didn't think it was free did you?
Unfortunately, someone has played a prank on me and changed everyones names in my contact list! If I could just get every YoRHa member to message me with their designations and credit card information, then that would help me solve this issue.
Unfortunately, the commander says that I'm not allowed to change my designation to 801-SNACC
