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Hello?

This is me.

Alex. Ola. Aleksandra. Or just Blondi.

A professional yapper and a tarot reader

95% busy 5% trying to get some sleep

Be nice

This is my happy place

Two truths and a one lie about me with things only my friends would know

1. I have a bunny shaped birth mark on my knee.

2. I have a tattoo but I keep it hidden.

3. I'm the type who loves olives and raisins.

Now that we are friends, back to business

Anon filter is turned off on my page permanently. Don't ask me to turn it on, it will never happen. It is off for a reason. If you are too shy to ask for a reading or anything in general, make a request then let me know you don't want me to reply to you directly, you want me to make a post about it. I guarantee you if you are nice to me and keep things civil, I will respect your wish.

An exact list of what I refuse to read, asking for these things may result in a ban from my page so make sure you check it out. THE LIST

TikTok Insta Funny cat video

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I got my first pair of low rise jeans

Bootcut jeans

I'm thinking if I should keep them and force myself to wear them outside to trigger my own eating disorder and body dysmorphia.

Cause I had always had a softer body type than what is accepted and it has been messing with my head my entire life and it's not even about my weight it's about how I'm build.

Yeah. Triggering yourself = healing if you approach it the right way 🥲

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Hey. How are you? Can I ask if you read for Super Junior?

Hi. You can ask about anyone. When I have some time off work (and my day off is actually my day off when I have time to have fun and rest) I do my readings. Although I do one reading request from tiktok and one from tumbrl to be fair to my followers. I just think you should know that

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NIKI: marriage and his soulmatte

8 of wands, page of wands, the hermit (r)

Now THIS. THIS is what I call tarot tea. This isn't exactly a reading on his marriage, it is related to his marriage, but this isn't about who he will marry. At last not this message I am seeing. How do I say this? Before he actually gets married he will be engaged. Let me explain this card by card. At first we get the eight of wands and the page of wands. Those two cards are quick to act cards. That's what I think will happen. He will not be married twice I do not see, I am saying he will want to marry the wrong person. Those cards are also about excitement and creative inspiration so there's a chance the person he will be engaged to will be his muse. Although I am not sure they will actually be engaged, this person may simply be someone he will think of marrying. But I also do something crazy here, because all of this will happen within a short amount of time. It will all happen so fast. By this I mean think like they have been dating for about three months and Niki will be ready to get a ring on his finger which sounds crazy. Actually it is crazy. But hey this relationship won't last, the wedding will never happen. With the hermit card in reversed position it means both Niki and his possible future girlfriend will wake up from this strange fairy-tale and realize they should think about it twice and after they think about it twice they will break up the engagement. I also checked why they will break up and it will be a mutual decision. This feels like a karmic relationship that will teach them something important about relationship, but since I am doing a reading on Niki and this message appeared, this is Niki's lesson before he actually meets his spouse and gets married (if he gets married). The hermit symbolizes the need for answers and the search for your soul's purpose. With the hermit in reverse Niki will be lost at the time, wandering alone with his thoughts searching for guidance and inner peace.

3 of swords, the fool, page of swords, 8 of pentacles, knight of cups,

Here is the thing. I am not sure he will tie a knot after this. I do not clearly see a wedding here, but I see a possible soulmate on his path. Let me describe this person really quick. She is brave. Not because she faces danger head on without any fear, but because she is brave enough to step into the unknown, following her heart despite being terrified of the outcome. Even when her heart is broken and when she knows it will break even more she will continue going with a spark of faith. I'd say she is a strong girl but in a way people don't consider it as strength. Her optimism makes her invincible. It keeps her going. She's also smart and creative although she tends to be shy and quiet. With the knight of cups she is a romantic but she could be naive at times and a little bit of a pushover. However it doesn't stop her from working on her dreams. She seems calm and methodical. She takes her time to learn new skills and doesn't get discouraged when things don't get her way. Niki will end up with a sweet girl he definitely deserves!

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Damn I think I just joined my indian baddies because now I know exactly how you felt when americans took dupatta and called it a scarf

Cause you boiled strawberries in water, added some sugar and when we say oh hey you made kompot you refuse to call it by it's name. You still claim it's just "boiled strawberries" and try to gaslight everyone it's not kompot cause:

Kompot has no sugar; depends, it's a preference, I never added sugar my cousin puts six or teaspoons of sugar in one cup

We drink it hot you drink it cold: we drink it chilled in summer and hot in winter it's called logic

We eat the berries: bro I hate the berries but my mom eats them out of the pot while she makes it cause she can't wait till it's ready she loves those berries so much

Kompot is a preserve, our boiled strawberries are fresh: and in summer when we had fresh fruits we used to make fresh kompot and put some in the jars to preserve it cause well by preserving the kompot we preserve the vitamins from fruits and we need those vitamins in winter too, when my great- great- great- great- grandma was alive there were no supermarkets that had strawberries all year long and she couldn't grow any strawberries in negative thirty degrees Celsius and a sixteen hour night, strawberries don't grow in these conditions she had to get creative so the whole family doesn't die of avitaminosis

I'm happy you guys enjoy it but please just call it by it's name and we can go home. It's that simple. I'm waiting for you to discover kisiel too.

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One thing that fascinates me in astrology is how your eyes look based on your birthchart

For example this is sagittarius ascendant conjunct pluto, moon in Capricorn 1st house (your moon can affect how your eyes look)

Narrow, upturned, hooded, generally my eyes have a sharp shape. The vibe is kinda dark and deep gaze but with a fire sign spark. Fire signs kinda have like a fire burning behind their eyes so we often have "clear" looking eyes with a lively spark. So the ascendant gives the fire in the gaze, the moon gives the depth since it's in Capricorn and the pluto is for the sharpness. Let's be poetic about it. It's like slowly burning lava. The gaze is stone cold but it's quietly glowing with a fire.

Who wants to share their eyes with me? Pls I wanna take a look 👀

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Hiiii

Did I tell u ? That I find u a lil bit more beautiful then before ✨

I don't know what to say 🙈

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I wonder if my life is a joke to spirits who have my back

Cause my toothbrush fell into the toilet

For the second time...

This year

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Heeyy 🥹✨️

Hiiiii

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My dearest followers

I have a surprise

I have always thought tarot shouldn't be gatekept. It is guidance. It is knowlege and knowlege is power. It has always been an honor to me to be gifted with this power. When I asked my spirits why did they blessed me with clarvoiance abilities their only answer was "use it well." I may not always do it for the greater good. I may use it for selfish reasons like curiosity or money. I am only a human and humans aren't bad or good. We are simply trying to do good.

This is my trying to do something right.

I don't offer free private readings. Up until now I would only sometimes do paid readings to people who I had considered "regulars." I don't even do games or giveaways because I work and on my days off life tends to leave surprises for me to unpack.

But recently I had a thought. I shouldn be more active as a tarot reader to help people with my gift. That's why I figured out a way to do so.

Since today private questions are allowed but under a few conditions

☆ I want this to be only for followers so please don't reblog and don't share this post. Let it be our little secret.

☆ I will announce the theme your questions must fit (love, relationships career, health etc)

☆ Each time I open the queue I will only take first three people who send me a private message. I will respond to you when I have time so we can chat for a while before I even sit down to your reading. I will also announce when the spots are taken so I'd appreciate if you don't send messages when I close the list.

☆ You must know you can recieve your reading the next day, a week from after we spoke or three months. Please be patient. Also the readings I do for my page as well as paid readings have a right of way.

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No theme right now because I genuinely don't have a preference right now

Three spots, the first three people to message me win

I'll reach out to you tomorrow if you don't recive a message back from me within the next 24 hours, I'm sorry but somebody was faster than you

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Everybody loves and romanticizes placements like scorpio ascendant, eigth house stellium, pluto in the first house, Lilith in scorpio, you know the placements that make you dark, intense and sexy. But do you know what isn't sexy? Actually having these placements.

Being alienated isn't cute.

Being seen as a sex object isn't cute.

Being feared isn't cute.

Hearing you look like a bitch and you're mean after a one brief interaction with someone you just met isn't cute. It's actually kinda mean. And it can hurt someone's feelings. I mean it does hurt my feelings. Because no matter how hard I try to be less intimidating, less scary, less mean I will just have a bad day, when I'm in pain, when I'm just too tired to glue a smile to my face and I become the villain.

So imagine what's that like to hear all the time that you're scary, you're a bitch, people avoid you, you have a strange personality and on top of that you're asking for it when you wear a top. Spoiler alert: it sucks.

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Please do a tarot reading about the love life of French tennis player Arthur Fils!

Arthur Fils: love confessions

6 of pentacles, king of pentacles(r), 7 of wands

If you only wish to know if he is single or dating, here's your answer: he is single with the possibility of having many failed situationships. However if your wish is to know the details you should sit down, because this is what I call an interesting reading. Let's start with that king of pentacles reversed paired with the six of cards card. The last one I mentioned is the card of standing above people sharing your wealth with them, but the king of pentacles in reversed is a card of greed. I believe when that card pops out in a reading about someone it points to issues with one's self-worth so the king is using money, luxury and social status to make up for the lack of self love. It is safe to assume that's how Arthur feels. He is using his social status, his success as a tennis player to fill the void in his heart, because he feels his money, material goods are the only thing he can offer to a woman (or a man I am not judging). Now, how should I say this? Arthur gives his everything to a person, but that everything is not enough to keep a relationship since he struggles with self esteem and his fear of getting hurt. HE has a need to protect himself from heartbreak so he has trouble opening up emotionally for his partner but emotional intimacy is something he craves deep down, but he takes all the wrong turns in the process such as thinking love can be bought.

The hermit, 3 of swords, 3 of pentacles

And the advice here is therapy. But seriously if he wants a change he needs to look deeply within himself to heal these wounds so he can learn how to build relationships with people based on respect and team work.

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Jake: his marriage&soulmate (reread)

Well I guess there isn't much to reread. I have changed the way I ask for people's soulmates overtime that's why I do those readings again, when somebody asks about a celebrity on my TikTok page, but it looks like the previous reading was already enough of help to Jake. He is happy in getting "just the personality traits"

the empress, 8 of pentacles, 9 of swords(r), 7 of swords(r), the sun, 3 of pentacles, the hierophant(r)

His soulmate's aura is bright and strong. While I feel this is a beautiful woman who on top of that fits the Korean beauty standards and may often be seen on the covers of magazines. I need to talk about how she looks, since this could be important for Jake in recognizing his wife but also this could mean this is one of the first things people notice about her. So intuitively she looks intimidating, she has a powerful aura that may make you want to avoid her. She may have dark, straight and long hair. Her eyes are beautiful, they sparkle with fire and her gaze is sharp. She may also have sharp face features, sharp cheekbones and sharp jawline or chin. Also all of these things I get from my intuition from looking at the empress card. But let's take a look at other things I can tell about her to Jake.

So another important thing about his soulmate is her background. I feel her family is rich, she grew up in luxury, I dare to say she never had to worry about the money with the position of her family has (maybe her father especially). They are influential people. They could also be the people you heard about, which takes us to the hierophant in reverse. I pulled this card to learn more about her career, because the eight of pentacles talked about her dedication to her work I wanted to know what she does for a living. Anyway with that card she could possibly be famous, she could be only an influencer but she could also be a k-pop idol like Jake. However I believe she may receive negative comments because of her background and her family. I feel her family's wealth helped her get where she is or where she will when she meets Jake and the public won't like her being a Nepo baby for long before she meets Jake.

Which is honestly wrong. Because while her rich parents opened the path of fame for her, she is the one who walked on it. She is the one who chose to follow it and she is serious about it. She puts her blood, sweat and tears into her work. She is constantly working on herself to improve herself, to be better and do better as a person. She got an opportunity and she used it to achieve her dreams. She could be a bit sneaky at times but she loves what she does and she loves her fans because under that strong, intimidating look is a soft heart.

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Maybe your cursed technique in JJK is something involved with illusions.

Yes it is

Appaerntly I'd be able to mess with people's minds a lot

Like showing them their nightmares, making them see monster or making them re-live the worst moments of their live in 3D

But it also has a nice side cause yes I could show you your nightmares but I could also show you your dreams

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I did a reading what my cursed technique would be if i were in jjk and this is the vibe

Who wants to guess what it means?

I'll even turn on the anon filter for you guys so we can talk

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hi! can you do a love reading for juhoon cortis? thank you!

Juhoon: love confessions

the hermit, 8 of pentacles, ace of pentacles

Juhoon isn't currently looking for love, he is working on himself, on finding his path. He is seeking a career and financial opportunities rather than love. It is not to say love isn't important to him, he looks like a soft-hearted, romantic boy. Love could be important for him but he wants to be perfect first. As this is something he must work for. He wants to be ready for a relationship once he gets a chance for it. He has a lot to work on, that includes his career and his personality. Basically he is single and doesn't want to be in a relationship until he takes care of everything else in his life. He wants his life to be perfect. And no I don't see it changing any time soon, but based on the advice I was trying to get for him I think it is a stage of life he needs to go through to heal and learn his lesson so it is a destined event in his life! He is exactly where he needs to be, single, working on himself and his future and maybe one day finding love.

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My soul is blue and I can't help it