[812940857]

LMAO OK BYYYYYEEEEE

[812940857]

lol bye

[mizkit]

My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”

I said I didn’t know exactly, but sometimes people lost arms or legs through accidents or didn’t have them for other reasons.

My son instantly said, “Gobber (from How to Train Your Dragon) lost his arm AND his leg and now he has to use tools in their places!”

I kind of collected my jaw and said, “That’s right, and that man is just like Gobber. There’s a special word we use for those kinds of tools. It’s ‘prosthetics’.”

“Prosthetics,” said my son, with satisfaction, and on we went without any further discussion about it.

But then we got on the bus, and there was a young black woman with her hair pulled back in a big floofy afro ponytail, and my son, who has seen the trailers for the new Annie movie, said, in delight, “She has hair like Annie’s!”

Representation matters.

[andreashettle]

Reblogging because, yes it does. And because this post is a great example of why representation matters not only to the people seeing themselves represented in movies books etc. but also for everyone else.

[icelandicstripperboots]

[champagnemanagement]

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

[shamblingshitpickle-deactivated]

I’m noticing a distinct lack of the word “chungus”.

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[fuckaerobics-deactivated2018012]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

BYE ☝🏾️☝🏾☝🏾

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

lmao

[synister412]

That song will forever be my shit

[sincerelyafrica]

Everyone getting twerked on. The DJ, the nigga puking in the corner, the drunk girl crying about her boyfriend in the bathroom, the one old ass man no one knows, the cops that come to shut the party down 45 minutes in. E V E R Y B O D Y

[la-femininemystique]

^^

[whats-guud]

Hell the old lady who called the cops across the street, her and her husband gonna get this ass thrown on them.

[horoscopecentral]

Signs when they want to sleep

*gives up all responsibilities*: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio

*drops on the spot*: Aquarius, Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

No I’m fine…definitely…not…sleepy *falls asleep*: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

[asianguysaresexy-blog]

Keni Styles.  Thai-British adult film star.

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[owlymay]

Not just for BPD, too!

[adulthoodisokay]

Honestly, Canada, now you’re just rubbing it in our faces.

[lady-feral]

Clothes that are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: welcome to THE CHAIR.

[expressions-of-nature]

[ridetheedge]

holy shit

[whip-itsbeforebreakfast]

~

[pugs]

hello princess

[sanicdahegehog]

[thisisfusion]

We made a Chrome extension to add real, ridiculous Donald Trump quotes to every mention of his name.

Try it for yourself. It does not disappoint.

[wilwheaton]

Hahahaha. Genius.

[narabean]

OH. MY. GOD. 

ADDING THAT EXTENTION WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DICISION OF MY LIFE

[nilaffle]

When your Pokemon comes back from the gym

[weloveshortvideos]

[1-800-dracula]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[elaiichi]

THE ENTIRE FAMILY