Okay fellow Ziams, I was supposed to do this earlier but unfortunately, yours truly got sucked into a very angsty fic that absolutely ruined me and well, here I am late af.
By now, weâve all seen the tweets and posts about Liamâs sudden penchant for rings that are most definitely not in his usual style. In fact, our very own @ziamminds and @yaz-the-spaz posted about it earlier and covered it nicely. (Be sure to check out Yazâs post here if you havenât already.)
Yes, Iâm referring to the infamous eye ring he showed up wearing on his ring finger. Yes,on the 4 tattoo finger.
THAT FINGER.Â
WITH THIS RING:
Quite unusual for our Liam, yes? Why? Well, as you know, it immediately brings to mind the previous wearer of a ring very similar to that one. Namely, one Zayn Malik, seen here sporting said ring:
And here
As you may recall, Liam recently posted on his instagram story a picture of himself wearing two other rings that were also quite an unusual style for him. He made sure to tag the jewelry maker, The London Frog, who reacted to his post thusly:
Some of us were quick to point out how much the above winged gem ring called to mind both Zaynâs own wing tattoos and Icarus Falls album art. Yes indeed.
Back to today in Paris, in what would be the first red carpet appearance with his newest beard, he shows up sporting ALLÂ of this unusual finger bling at once. Not one ring. All three.
Surprising, as Liam doesnât usually wear rings and today heâs positively dripping with them.
So anyway, I donât want to rehash whatâs already been covered by our two mutual lovelies. I want to add one more piece of the puzzle that led me to once again realize just how shady our adorable Bean is.
As excited as I am by his choice of accessories, I think itâs important to remember that the eye ring was unfortunately a Zigi stunt ring. I even made this post about it way back when Zigi was starting to take off.
Yes, Jelena made a whole day of Christmas shopping with her BFF Kendall (you may remember from her greatest accomplishment thus far of being linked to one Harry Styles.)
Their little shopping adventure managed to inexplicably get captured on video by some paps and is still up for your viewing pleasure (sarcasm obvs). Itâs here if you can stomach it.
Here are a couple of screenshots of them going into The Great Frog store in LA and of G actually holding up said ring to ensure the cameras captured the fortuitous moment:
Anyway, my point is that while the ring does indeed conjure up Zayn, I donât want us to be accused of conveniently overlooking the gross backstory of it being a piece of Zigi PR stunt jewelry.
Nevertheless, it is still my opinion that Liam choosing to wear such unconventional rings is highly significant. He actually accomplished two things today: 1) bring up Zayn once again as he is prone to do by wearing a ring highly associated with him on his ring finger; 2) cast shade on his latest PR relationship during their red carpet debut by reminding us in a not so subtle manner that both ârelationshipsâ are equally fake.
So there you have it. Not terribly exciting but I think itâs important to cover everything for those who joined us here in hell after the fact.
In conclusion:
ziam is real af
zayn loves liam
ziam are married
liam is one shady mofo
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
