The Mother Ship

| Fairies and unicorns | | Nz | | Beauty in all things |

[thingsonhazelshead]

[cupcakelogic]

Imagine it

also heres gandalf

[prozach27]

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

[georgew-butch-deactivated201708]

You fucking champ

[girlfromthe-subway]

Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[derpycats]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[modellove]

[mooselybased]

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

[onezia-deactivated20161019]

[eva-420]

*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*

[faessbender]

by rhea thierstein photographed by tim walker for vogue italia.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[tyrionlannisters-deactivated201]

This show is a national treasure

[runwayandbeauty]

[goldenly]

Celebs, Fashion and Luxury.

[ardentlover]

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