Butthole Bread

Heather. 95% Human, 5% Bagel

[misanthropicmessiah]

[padalesexy]

I barely post on here anymore but I got married two months ago! (Before quarantine)

[cipheramnesia]

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[poshhyena]

I thought this was going to be another played out joke but this killed me

[zongoh]

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[approach]

HA

[stardustparker]

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mysharona1987]

[irresponsible-masochist]

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[whatsupbeanie]

The zoomies make an appearance again because honestly- it’s one of my favourite things 😍. What are your favourite cute things that dogs do? Or cats? I might do a version of this for cats too.. 

[aestheticsyoutubers]

♡ follow for more youtuber aesthetics ♡

[aestheticsyoutubers]

♡ follow for more youtuber aesthetics ♡

[thisgoddamnsong-deactivated2016]

[queenpiss]

$4.20

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[brackenfur]

i remember??? those dog stuffed animals that you’d get in happy meals. i rly miss those omg

[brackenfur]

hell fuckin yeah