thefaroutclub

a shark

[xenosagaepisodeone]

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck 

[mascgf-blog]

The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front Of You

[lyjerria]

teach your sons emotional intelligence

[scifiseries]

[exvertiente]

[stray-cat-struts]

[bearie]

[averagefairy]

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

[rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum-deact]

Maybe you’re a bitch

[averagefairy]

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

[mysharona1987]

[midnightmurdershow]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Directed by Guillermo del Toro

[putthison]

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

[pluckyminna]

helpless laughter oh god

[synebluetoo]

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

[pocketpikachuz-deactivated20170]

2000′s Internet Weeaboo Aesthetic

[nordacious]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[volcainist]

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

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