Welcome to Syntec!

Here I shit post as random 863 characters!

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Hi! I've been an 863 fan since a year after the first key video! I'm deeply invested and have my own oc!

What is this blog? This is an 863 blog where I do random in character posts! (Most of which are insane)

Who runs this blog? I will not say. It's goofier that way

Asks? YES! Just ask your question and tell me what character it's directed at, and I'll try to do it in full character (how I perceive them, at least)

What characters can I respond as? Any character that we've met! The only characters I won't play are Matt, Samantha, Woods, Bailey, and any other of the Spellbound cew who are supposed to be the real person (so this doesn't include Alex/Autumn)

How do you tell the character? Posts will be tagged with the character! There will also be an "#Out of character" in case I need to say anything!

Roleplay? Maybe! If I'm up to it, I'll absolutely throw out a roleplay!

Post suggestions? Throw em at me! I always love some fresh ideas

Tagging me in posts/reblogs/comments? Absolutely! I'd love to see it!

Who's my favorite 863 character? Scott. Scotty Boy. He is my meow meow

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It has been a year and I still refuse to cover health and dental.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Women can’t have shit in this company

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Now Ms. Cobalt, you know that is untrue. Take one look at Deborah or Ms. Kendall.

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Oh so it’s a gay thing

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It is not that, either. You know very well the arrangement of Scott and Xander and that they are treated exactly the same.

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So it’s a disabled thing

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Ms. Cobalt, you know very well it is not that either.

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So we’re not getting dental?

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No one has ever gotten dental from this company. I believe our financing department has told me that we COULD afford it, but I admittedly refuse nonetheless. That is good money we could be using for furthering our goals.

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Bitch we’ve got the money for child abuse we can get some dental

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The “child abuse” furthers our goals. Ms. Cobalt, do not argue with me on this.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Women can’t have shit in this company

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Now Ms. Cobalt, you know that is untrue. Take one look at Deborah or Ms. Kendall.

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Oh so it’s a gay thing

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It is not that, either. You know very well the arrangement of Scott and Xander and that they are treated exactly the same.

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So it’s a disabled thing

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Ms. Cobalt, you know very well it is not that either.

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So we’re not getting dental?

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No one has ever gotten dental from this company. I believe our financing department has told me that we COULD afford it, but I admittedly refuse nonetheless. That is good money we could be using for furthering our goals.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Women can’t have shit in this company

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Now Ms. Cobalt, you know that is untrue. Take one look at Deborah or Ms. Kendall.

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Oh so it’s a gay thing

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It is not that, either. You know very well the arrangement of Scott and Xander and that they are treated exactly the same.

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So it’s a disabled thing

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Ms. Cobalt, you know very well it is not that either.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Women can’t have shit in this company

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Now Ms. Cobalt, you know that is untrue. Take one look at Deborah or Ms. Kendall.

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Oh so it’s a gay thing

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It is not that, either. You know very well the arrangement of Scott and Xander and that they are treated exactly the same.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Women can’t have shit in this company

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Now Ms. Cobalt, you know that is untrue. Take one look at Deborah or Ms. Kendall.

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When do we get diversity pay or dental

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No, Ms. Cobalt.

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Do you kiss boys,,Scott

Asking for a friend XOXO

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I- I'm not sure if this is appropriate to be asking me on company time? Regardless, I'm not sure.

My last relationship was with Xander, and that was a long time ago. I have not dabbled in boys, although if I recall I may have liked a few?

So um- I guess- I guess yes?

Still an odd question to be asking, but thank you for the ask!

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Who is your favorite higher management to work under? (Directed to Benjamin)

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Hmm... That is a difficult question to answer. Much of my upper management has been... awful. For starters, certainly not Nelson. Having your mind taken over is not the most pleasant thing. Perhaps Wes? Wes was never as bad as Nelson, a very respectable man. And if we were to consider Deborah, that would be my answer. She was easily the most competent and likable.

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I have apparently had asks off this whole time...

Asks are open now, go wild <3 /p

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I have 0 idea on what to post

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There is a rally in one of the buildings. Apparently, a bunch of employees are chanting, "Give me Scott Clarik or give me death."

I'm positive this was the work of Xander.

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I want Scott back as well.

#givemeScottClarikorgivemedeath

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Im going to track my boyfriend down, see him forthe first time in years, I'm going to take him to McDonalds, we're going to get chicken nuggies, then we're going to go home and watch his comfort show.

I am not stopping at anything.

#GivemeScottClarikorgivemedeath

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Jasper smells like a cat that sat in the rain too long.

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I am obligated under the threat of Deb beating me senseless to wish a happy holidays, however late this post may be for your traditions.