Karlie

I'm going to use this to vent my interest in Charlie Kirk. This is not an endorsement of his political views.

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Not even hot sauce is safe from Kirkification...

Also since when does hot sauce have zero calories???

Can someone please explain this to me??? I'm so confused...

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Reading about Charlie Kirk with Charlie Kirk's favourite chocolate bar. ☺️☺️☺️

Also I had a lot of fun drawing the Chandace manicure so I've decided that if I find any other bits in the book that lend themselves to art I'll definitely make something for it.

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My birthday was a few weeks ago and my mum's American friend got me 'Raising them Right' by Kyle Spencer (I've wanted to get it since Alexander Avila talked about in his Charlie Kirk documentary). From my understanding, it's basically an account of how Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens built their brand.

I started reading it a couple of days ago and then put it down almost immediately after being greeted by this absolute gem of a paragraph:

"Well manicured hand"...

I read that and I had to:

(PLEASE IGNORE HIS UNNATURALLY LONG ARMS I'M STILL WORKING ON GETTING PROPORTIONS RIGHT OKAY)

Reference pictures:

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Apparently Charlie started a feud with the Church of Satan in 2017

This is what they were responding to by the way:

Oh honey, sweetie, baby, darling, dearest, beloved, light of my life........

He really had this picture taken and thought he looked like a serious person. Oh bless his 23 year old little brain, I would've probably poked fun at him too 😂

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Some of my favourite captions from Twitter

Here's my personal favourite 👇☺️

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HEAR ME OUT

charlie kirk was kinda hot...

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I hear you.

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Apparently Charlie started a feud with the Church of Satan in 2017

This is what they were responding to by the way:

Oh honey, sweetie, baby, darling, dearest, beloved, light of my life........

He really had this picture taken and thought he looked like a serious person. Oh bless his 23 year old little brain, I would've probably poked fun at him too 😂

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Honestly, I take it all back - Charlie and Erika were clearly made for eachother.

Messy handwriting soulmates 🤗

Also if you're seeing those two pictures side by side and thinking "Did Erika fake all of Charlie's love notes herself?" because of how similar the handwriting looks, then that's exactly what I first thought when I saw her Instagram post showing her writing in Charlie's book on the Sabbath.

However, after closer examination I don't think that's the case because if you look at Erika's writing (right side), you can see that she loops and joins the letter 'y' into the 'o' for the word 'you' whilst Charlie (left side) doesn't. The handwriting is similar, but it's probably not from the same person (although I'm not someone who analyses it for a living so I could be wrong).

:) 💖

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Had to do a double take after that video title😆😂🤣

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He looks so proud! So cute!!!!

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That caption is sending me😆

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I'm feeling a bit upset today because the section of my Charlie Kirk essay I wrote on the weekend didn't save so now I have to rewrite it from scratch 😩

So to make myself feel better I'm going to watch this video of 20-something year old Charlie Kirk clutching people's hands and apologising and saying how pissed they should be and to let him know if there's anything he can do to make it up to them after they were waiting outside for an event in the hot sun with practically no fans🥺

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Mentally I am here :) 😊

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Erika Kirk moment.

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Okay I know I'm a bit late to the party here, but here's my two cents on the TPUSA halftime show from a couple of months ago.

The whole "I just wanna kiss my fish" bit really blew up because yeah wtf... 😶? Well since it was so weird, I looked up if "fish" is a special slang term for anything in particular and this is something I found

Maybe Lee Brice was just trying to say "catch my fish" and misspoke but still... alternative interpretations. 👀

Alternative interpretations...

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You'll never guess what I found on Charlie's Insta page from 2022.

I checked and it's not the same Tyler Robinson... but it's still crazy someone with his name left a comment like this on a post about guns and trans people.

Life is so crazy...😶‍🌫️

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what is life like with Charlie Kirk autism

I imagine it's an interest that's going to fade over time, but right now as it stands it kinda looks a bit like this:

And that when I'm alone I sometimes imagine out loud that I'm debating him (I know it was never going to happen but I actually would have loved to debate him - I feel like I could've given him a decent run for his money on at least a couple of things).

And that I once spent about 6 hours doing fanart of him and Candace Owens in Doctor Who cosplay.

And that I'm probably going to spend several hours scrolling through the entirety of his Instagram and TPUSA page just to look for something from 2017.

And that I once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning writing a Tumblr essay about his relationship with Erika.

And that when I watched the Melania "movie" with my Mum (I didn't go to the cinema don"t worry!!!) I had a little mini crash out at the end over the fact that Charlie didn't get any mentions or cameos (GIRLIE YOUR FRIEND GOT КILLЕD, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HONOURING HIM?! SO ЕLON MUSK GETS A CAMEO BUT CHARLIE DOESNT GET EVEN ONE MENTION??!!😡) That's pretty much everything I can think of off the top of my head. Hope that helps Anonymous💖

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having Charlie Kirk autism is wild but,, respect. there was a time I was super into Ben Shapiro so I get it

Yeah I guess it is a bit wild. Probably not the most ideal hyperfixation to have, but at least it gave me some incentive to keep up to date with and learn about US politics and thats at least a little bit useful.

Hope hyperfixating on Ben Shapiro was fun.

Thankyou Anonymous.💖

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Your cult leader is being neck banged in hell

Well... I don't believe in Hell since I'm not religious, but l think I can buy that if it exists it has neck banging. Not sure if Charlie would personally participate in it, I guess we'll never know (although if Hell exists then I'm probably going there for not being a 'believer' so I guess I'll find out then, maybe Charlie would like being neck banged).

2. What do you mean '[my] cult leader'? A cult means that you worship something uncritically and believe your leader is perfect and never to be questioned etc. I do not at all worship MAGA conservatism or Christian Nationalism or unregulated capitalism or the myriad of bigotries that Charlie Kirk both personally and in practice supported. Just because I post relatively gentle things about him sometimes doesn't mean I think he was a good and perfect man who should be seen as good and perfect. I'm autistic and my main hyperfixation is American politics - my interest in Charlie Kirk stems from that and not because I align with him politically.

If you want evidence of the fact that he's not my cult leader then maybe come back in a couple of months or so - by then I should be finished with the post I'm writing right now which should clear some things up. Or if you want then send me a follow-up question and I can write you a list of all the bad things he said and supported that I can think of off the top of my head.

3. OMG I got my first Tumblr ask that's so cool!!! Thank you Anonymous, have a good one💖.