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Hello! I’m mortiferoo\cherrym0rty on AO3! Here is a masterlist of all my ffs
RUMBELLE
HARRY POTTER
RICKMORTY

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
art blog(derogatory)
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
i don't do bad sauce passes

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Mike Driver

titsay
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
Xuebing Du

Andulka

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FF MASTERLIST
Hello! I’m mortiferoo\cherrym0rty on AO3! Here is a masterlist of all my ffs
RUMBELLE
HARRY POTTER
RICKMORTY
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
What We Do in the Shadows (2019-2024)
“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.
just so we’re clear, the threshold for “binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage” is waaaay lower than you think.
I work in an obstetrician and gynaecologist’s office. we have to tell patients on a regular basis that they are binge drinking weekly when they think they are simply consuming a normal amount of alcohol on the weekends.
having more than 3 drinks in a single sitting if you have an estrogen based endocrine system is a binge that is medically significant.
having more than 5 in a sitting is a medically significant binge for someone with a testosterone based endocrine system.
every time you do this, it significantly impacts your risk of getting breast cancer, and damages your liver. it takes time to recover from that liver damage. if you’re having a 3-5 or more drink binge on a weekly basis, you are an alcoholic, medically speaking, and your liver is not recovering.
again: the bar for what binge drinking is, medically, is so much lower than what you think it is.
alcohol is a really toxic substance and not something you should fuck around with.
again: if you have an estrogenized hormone system (common for most women), then 3 drinks is a binge. if you have a testosteronized hormone system (common for most men), then 5 drinks is a binge.
anything above that number, consumed as frequently as weekly or more, and you’re medically a binge drinking alcoholic.
also, if you’re drinking any quantity of alcohol 6 days a week or more, that’s another threshold at which, medically speaking, you meet the definition of alcoholism. your liver needs more days without alcohol in your system than just one a week to recover and be healthy.
I don’t say any of this to shame anyone—to me, alcoholism or substance use disorders aren’t a sign of weakness or moral failing. and most of us genuinely don’t know this stuff.
rather—I point this out because it’s important to reduce harm, and find ways to live healthier, happier lives. there is a life outside of constant binge drinking. it’s not always easy to find it. but it’s out there. you deserve a life where your emotional needs are met by something other than alcohol, and a life in which your liver is healthy, and the ways you cope and celebrate and find joy don’t put you at increased risk of cancer.
also–even if alcohol is the only way you can self-medicate, or if you choose to go on with your alcohol usage anyway regardless of other options–you still deserve to know what it’s doing to your body.
information is key. you don’t have to stop drinking, but the utter lack of education on alcohol + the normalization of binge drinking in current society leads to many people drinking without any idea of what it’s doing to their bodies.
addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it. for some people, losing liver function is worth the benefits they get from binge drinking, but they can’t make that choice if they don’t know what the consequences are to begin with.
addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it.
Can someone tell me the definition of one drink in this context?
Because a vodka shot is not the same as (idk, some low alcohol percentage alcohol.)
So, what does 3 (or 5) drinks mean.
0.6 ounces of alcohol is a standard drink. Examples include 12 ounces of 5% alcohol beer, or 1.5 ounces of 40% alcohol liquor.
❤️ his jacket in s1 12. He's so hot I'd have run off with him too 😍
You and him could be besties!
I would never be friends with a dorito copy cat. I am the original. Not some cane wielding wanna be, my cane is far more superior than his pathetic stick!
I am the one true dark one deary and I would take my dagger and stab out his eye.
What a pathetic copy cat! Even tried to steal MY COLOUR!
Also I would NEVER betray my one true love like he did his. (NOT ANYMORE! I LOVE MY WIFE! AND SHE LOVES ME)
#Billford
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
So, another Dark!Rumbelle is on!
PERFUME
Rating: E
Relationship: Rumbelle
Fandom: OUAT Dracula – A love tale
Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Dark Fantasy, Uncle/Niece Incest, Age Difference, Grooming, Belle is in love with Rumplestiltskin, Codependency, Underage Rape/Non-con, Dark Rumplestiltskin |Mr. Gold, Belle-centric (Once Upon a Time), Non-Consensual Touching, Non Consensual Memory Alteration, Mind Manipulation, Stockholm Syndrome
Her Dark Hero!Remix. "Rumplestiltskin was majestic, pure vitality: with every movement of his fingers the air thickened with magic, and Belle felt it all around her, felt him all around her, setting her nerves pulsing, taut and alive, a shiver beneath her skin at the idea of a new adventure. Of a new surge of adrenaline that only he could give her. He was so terribly hypnotic, so grand. What he could possibly have seen in a simple princess like her—one who did not sing to birds, nor prick her fingers on spinning wheels—was a mystery.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Another rumbelle fic!
This fic has:
✨ dark romance
✨ family drama/inc3st
✨ a king who’s way too chill about his wife cheating
✨ tea cups, books, and a morally questionable imp
Basically, Rumple said: “I’ll raise my niece into the perfect scholar so she can help me summon the Black Fairy”
And Belle was like: “Cool, but what if we kissed though?”
Read it now on AO3!
Well
I did a little sketchbook drawing
Sketch with a watercolor brush omg
Spam moment for my fic <3
Title: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
Pairing: Rumbelle (Belle/Rumplestiltskin)
Rating: E
Major Character Death (for Graham)
Summary: Storybrooke. Season One AU.
Isabeau, the wife of Sheriff Graham, comes home from work earlier than expected and makes a shocking discovery: her husband is cheating on her with the Mayor of Storybrooke!
Devastated, she decides to turn to the only person in town who isn’t afraid of Regina Mills — the enigmatic Mr. Gold, pawnbroker and lawyer, who is more than willing to take her case.
Will Isabeau succeed in her quest? And why, while she seems invisible to the rest of Storybrooke, is Mr. Gold so interested in her?
Read first chapter!
OTP recipe:
1) Get a soft, kind-hearted booklover that really just wants good things for everyone but is, deep down, a bit more comfortable with violence than you'd expect
2) Mix with a tormented guy with a heavy monster/demon theme, who will actually melt at the slightest sign of affection and has big soft eyes that show all his hidden vulnerabilities
3) Add to taste: tea, books
4) Enjoy (and obsess)
Rumbelle meets Shrek (insp.)
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES
[incorrect rumbelle]
Part I
Part II
Part III
The Cruel Beauty (by Rosamund Hodge) AU
Fic Prompt -- Dark!AU where Belle had escaped from the Dark Castle soon after witnessing the torture and brutal murder of Robin Hood. She spent the months that followed on the run, constantly looking over her shoulder in fear Rumplestiltskin would find her. Along the way she happened upon a boy named Baelfire, who himself was running from a ‘horrid beast’ whom he’d learned had murdered his mother.
For months they journeyed together, neither one aware they were running from the same monster… not until the very beast they were escaping found them one dark and dreary night.