Mr Gold

All Magic comes with a price.

[the-one-true-dark-one]

UPDATE: 10.06.2026

I have been inactive for a time, but now I am back.

MR GOLD ASKS, will from now on be this color, they are canon to my normal story-line. Basically you are directly texting Mr Gold. Magic connected Storybrook Tumblr with our normal people Tumblr. (landlord asks will be tagged #landlord / #the landlord of storybrook) HENRY'S AUTHOR POWERS HACKED MR GOLDS BLOG, basically I will be writing short stories, basically fanfic explaining the backstory to all those people and story-arcs I will be introducing, lore exploration Henry while sleeping and deep in author power hacks Mr golds blog and posts those stories (just go with it.) Also longer story threats that are happening.

Current/on going story-arc tags:

#the mad trinity #the trinity of madness #Strangers in our beloved Maine #the Storybrooke election #the worst tenant

Blogs connected to the Gold-verse that I also manage.

@the-best-surgeon (Victor Frankenstein/Dr. Whale) @i-am-jefferson-and-bucky (Jefferson/Bucky)

@regina-the-queen-mills (Regina Mills/the evil Queen

Also for all the people saying "this Mr gold / Rumple is so OOC" deal with it.

CONCERNING OCs I love working with ocs, however, their are some rules.

No OCs related to canon characters (being friends is fine but not like being someone's sibling, love interest, or parent/child.)

You can totally be like some random person in Storybrook. Maybe your backstory is like you were a Knight or a maid under the Charmings or something like that. Nothing too canon breaking.

For example, look at my stuff with burr7a. burr is basically a character in this AU at this point.

NO OC HAS A PAST WITH GOLD.

So I am NOT doing Child of XY ocs.

Here is my "normal" ouat blog: @legacy-of-the-dark-one

I await your asks impatiently.

[the-one-true-dark-one]

OOC

To regards to my last post, about Count Binface.

This is real. I am not Joking.

So here is me trying to explain what is happening.

And it NEEDS to be talked about. Because the English trump is about to face Count Binface in a special election for his parliament seat.

If you dont know who Nigel is. He is basically the UK versions of trump, he took in a 5 million pound gift and didn't declare it. Which triggered an investigation into Nigel which could first go to a temporary block to his seat in parliament and end in his dismissal and an reelection. In order to give himself some time, Nigel decided to resign himself, and trigger an reelection early. He tried to frame this as an Us VS establishment.

However the UK parties went, no we wont be part of this farce. And they will not put up an candindate.

In this dark time, their is one man who has confirmed that he will be joining the election, Count Binface.

His slogan?

I am not Nigel Farage.

England, its time to kick out your fascists.

Here are some links for all of you:

Count Binface

Count Binface

I am Count Binface, planet Earth's favourite novelty politician. Come join my new Substack at Countbinface.Substack.com. Also available at t

[the-one-true-dark-one]

I SUPPORT COUNT BINFACE FOR MP!

Clacton, make the right choice. Kick out Nigel Farage and put in the count.

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Storybrooke sexymen contest Mr Gold vs. Jefferson vs. Killian Jones

Mr Gold / Rumplestiltskin

Jefferson / the Mad Hatter / Bucky Barnes

Killian Jones / Captain Hook

Voting ended onJul 7

@the-one-true-dark-one

@i-am-jefferson-and-bucky

[the-one-true-dark-one]

Their you have it, folks. It should have been me.

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 you should have chosen me.

[the-one-true-dark-one]

Pride month is over.

So get all this rainbow stuff away from me!

Now that my page is respectable again.

How has your pride month been? My rainbow money extortion month has been splendid! I made so much money thanks that you asked.

Never forget, Mr. Gold supports all the Lgbtqia+ people. Mr. Gold supports all the genders. As long as they pay rent.

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Storybrooke sexymen contest Mr Gold vs. Jefferson vs. Killian Jones

Mr Gold / Rumplestiltskin

Jefferson / the Mad Hatter / Bucky Barnes

Killian Jones / Captain Hook

Voting ended onJul 7

@the-one-true-dark-one

@i-am-jefferson-and-bucky

[the-one-true-dark-one]

On vacation with Belle in Paris.

This heatwave is, well, not killing me, but i did start to manage Belles' water intake. I am fine, I am the dark one, but it is very annoying to have to spell dry my clothes all 5 to 10 minutes.

Please let it end.

[the-one-true-dark-one]

Same person who wants to roll u up into a cat burrito.

For ur last reply, I could care less about what u and ur wife do in ur bed tbh X)

I just wanted you warm and comfy in a burrito and with ur wife. But since u vehemently protest and are sad about the taxes, I will relent.

Instead, how bout a pet on the head? :3

A lil "good job and everything will be alright" pet :3

Maybe two or three :3

Also, what are communists? [They seem fun :D]

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Why are you like this?

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[the-one-true-dark-one]

RP: Ever heard of Phantom of the Opera? It has similar core themes to Beauty & The Beast which I know you’re familiar with.

I have heard of it. And I would love to take Belle.

However, due to the current party in charge of America, we have decided against doing any sort of buisness or vacation their.

We might go and watch the original in Paris.

[the-one-true-dark-one]

If you could go back in time to stop your younger self from doing something, what would it be?

Not becoming the dark one. That was great.

Definitely leaving my son. I should have built him an inescapable castle instead. And kept him safe their from all of time and space.

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Storybrooke sexymen contest. Jefferson vs. Will Scarlet

Jefferson / The Mad Hatter / Bucky Barnes

Will Scarlet / The Knave of Hearts

Voting ended onJun 29

@i-am-jefferson-and-bucky

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Storybrooke sexymen contest. Mr Gold vs. David Nolan

Mr Gold / Rumplestiltskin

David Nolan / Prince Charming

Voting ended onJun 29

@the-one-true-dark-one

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Storybrooke sexymen contest. Killian Jones vs. Dr. Whale

Killian Jones / Captain Hook

Dr. Whale / Dr. Frankenstein

Voting ended onJun 29

@the-best-surgeon

[the-one-true-dark-one]

I just want to sleep.

But I can't because I am the dark one.

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

It has been decided by the town council to begin the Storybrooke sexymen contest on the:

20th of June.

As such, you may nominate other candidates until the 20th of June.

I hope to see you soon in the polls,

The Storybrooke Town Council

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

On the matter of david Nolan,

The Storybrooke Town council has decided to honour the Geneva convention this time and not to punish david Nolan for his wives actions.

As such, david Nolan will be allowed to enter the race.

Thank you for your time,

The Storybrooke Town Council

[the-one-true-dark-one]

I love genevas checklist.

[the-storybrooke-townhall]

Killian Jones is hear by nominated for the position of Storybrooke Sexy man!

APPROVED

The ex-pirate and deputy sheriff is welcomed to the race!

[the-one-true-dark-one]

Why does HE need to be here.

Stray pirate.