8ASTARD SUPREME.

I'm 8ack to m8ke things harder for you, ag8in. [ ind. cerulean karkat. links at /warning ]

[vriska69]

8elieve it or not, my hair was cut even shorter than this. ☽

[vriska69]

Hey, get me 100. Thanks.

[8eware]

My n8me is Karkat “8ad Acid Trip” Vantas, and I’m a8solutely the life of a party.

[8eware]

8eing drunk is not enough. Sometimes you need to feel like the floor doesn’t exist and you’re falling 8ight stories even if you can physically feel your feet touching the ground. 

[8eware]

#H8y.

Shut the fuck up.

[8eware]

Hanging out with me is surreal, I assure you.

[8eware]

Posting old selfies is just as good as posting new ones if you look the s8me.

[golfgalaxy]

i might fuck around and mind my business

[8eware]

It’s so hard 8eing p8tient.

[cowboyfr1end]

fun fact… hoofbeasts only need two hours of sleep every n1ght.

[8eware]

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[billionaires-road]

[8eware]

I’ve 8een w8iting for the Emperor to post for a8out thirty hours.

[8eware]

6rawler replied to your post “@6rawler I'll have to s8y s8me. Sans sleepy, 8ecause I've 8een wide...”

uh. it just 6e like that s0metimes

I understand, it does 8e like that sometimes. Have you gotten in less of a shit mood since earlier or are you still riding the anger 8us?

[8eware]

icarusux‌:

M4444n, why wouldn’t it get 4n emotion4l re$pon$e from you???? Don’t be boring. 

4nd it’$ not th4t I’m *e4ger* to win. It’$ ju$t th4t I know I will. ::)

I don’t think I’m as heavy on the emotions as you seem to think I am. If it’s a8solutely necessary, I’ll get a little choked up when you check me in the first ten to twelve moves, 8ut if not, I’ll 8e un8othered as I had planned. Don’t w8ste your time on words when you can 8e winning with actions. Chess me.

[8eware]

icarusux‌:

8eware replied to your post: Who w4nt$ to pl4y $ome che$$????

I will.

Fuck ye$. C4n’t w4it to utterly decim4te 4n online $tr4nger.

#Hope you like crying like 4 little wriggler bec4u$e th4t'$ how good I 4m!!!!

I won’t 8e doing any of that. It’s just a g8me, why would it get any emotional response from me? 8ut I like your enthusiasm and eagerness to win. Lady Luck 8e with you, Deluxe.

[8eware]

I love chess. I can’t s8y I’m good at it, 8ut I do love chess.

[8eware]

@6rawler

I'll have to s8y s8me. Sans sleepy, 8ecause I've 8een wide aw8ke for some time now. What put you in such a 8ad mood.