Hopelessly Devoted to You

You are the light to my candle. May you and I forever illuminate the world.

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owohiku replied to your post:

do not be mean to flaps.

     I’m sorry, since when did you have authority over me ... ?  I believe I missed the memo on such, Ichimatsu - san.

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@flapsinhands

     If you have a problem with me, let me tell you right here and now --      I don’t care.

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why do you use “master”? that does look suggestive also! only saying! i do know it is not meaning to look like that, but my brothers are perverts. i don’t mind you helping me learn better!

𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿 𝗈𝖿 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍

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     Because it isn’t nearly as suggestive here as you’re translating it to be.  Think of it much more like ...  The way I use it would be more akin to  との more so than 飼い主.  It isn’t very peculiar to me, and to simply say “ Corrin ” feels incredibly disrespectful, regardless of whether or not he will be seeing it.  I owe him everything, up to and including the utmost respect in every way, shape, and form.

     Now then --  your first sentence is fine enough.  In the second, you can forego using “does,” and instead, use “looks.”  So, that looks.  And instead of also, you can use “too,” which means the same thing, but sounds more natural and less foreign.  As for only saying, it’s a matter of opinion, I guess, but “just saying” is more often heard.

     That’s a shame.  If it’s that bad, I’d say you should throw them over a bridge.  They’d be better fish food.

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i am not understanding, you do not want apology? ??????  inquiry is asking? yes? not been asking things much. not my business knowing boy or girl? makes easy to mistake. 

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     An apology really doesn’t change what’s already happened,  There’s no point anymore, forget it.  The point went right over your head.

     Yes, inquiry is a question, so the act of inquiring would be asking a question.  I’m glad you can deduce as much.  We’re making small progress.

     “ I haven’t been asking many things, ” would be a good start on rewording that sentence.      The rest is such a mess, I won’t even try right now.  However, I meant you asking if I’m into that.  That isn’t much your business.  Is this something you ask all strangers on the Internet?

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興味ないです…

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私はどちらかないです。

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Can hit home run no PROBLEM! (＾＾)ｂ OK!

NO! Not doing that. I can… You are interested? Do not use whips usually. They hurt? Do they? You like it? Older brother mentioned in a post. Is it OK? You have a master; it is okay to play with others?

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     I don’t play baseball, I’ve really no comment on that.

     I hardly know you, I’m not sure why I would be interested in you hitting on me.      Nor would I be able to tell you whether or not whips hurt, I’ve never been hit with one nor have I ever used one.  I really prefer daggers for personal combat, though even a kitchen knife will suffice in a sticky situation.

     ... You are all getting out of hand with this.

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@emeowji

     ... That’s quite the costume you have there, Miss Bastet ...  I also see that you are acquainted with these brothers.  I cannot fathom how you can handle this insane level of shenanigans without feeling at least a little troubled.  You are a woman stronger than I could ever hope to be.

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it is ok! we will not tell so your master will not whip you!

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     Please stop making such disgusting assumptions about Master Corrin!

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owohiku replied to your post:

i am much sorry. i was trying antagonism on my brother.

     Right, and instead, you’ve only managed to misgender me and be completely disrespectful.  Quite the display, Ichimatsu - san.

     As for your other inquiry, is that really your business?

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talking about you? huh? in english i would not talk about you probably you are teaching me better because you do not have much to do? that is weird, but is OK

… it is suggestive???  (つД・) i have no interest either!!

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     ... There’s no really good way to rephrase that sentence directly, so maybe something more like, “I would be more likely to use Japanese when speaking about you.”  Though, thus far, that has been proven wrong, hasn’t it.

     In any case ...  Master Corrin has informed me that ‘sleeping when you’re not doing things for me is a really bad way to spend your day,’ and I’ve been hounded to ‘pick up a new hobby.’  It seems now that this will entail becoming a teacher and translator.  I could really do without, but you’re ... tolerable, so I’ll do it, for Master Corrin’s praise.           Do your best to keep up, Totti - san.

     I pity you, having to tolerate this level of idiocy on a daily basis.  I can relate, however.

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     Master Corrin, forgive me, but I must deviate from your orders.  I can’t do this.

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I will have each of you know I am nineteen years old, thank you very much.

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@owohiku

     And so here is brother number four.  Right, then.      Hello Ichimatsu - san, I really am not prepared to take another dagger, so let me clarify now.  My name is Jakob, I am a male, and rather than forcing me to read through this mangled poor excuse for English, if you really can’t translate something properly, say it in Japanese, as I do speak it at least conversationally, and I can ask Master Corrin if there are any confusions so that we may communicate like civilized adults.

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Will not hit you!!!

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     I certainly hope you wouldn’t.  It would be a very stupid decision on your part, as I am entirely positive that I could hit you harder, anyway.  I’ve had plenty of sparring practice and then some.  In any case, that isn’t what I meant.

     ...      Let me try this again.

     Are you flirting with me?

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i have six!! ah– five! i am the old one! we are same as twins, only six! karamatsu is the best with english!

ehh… i did not go to class many times! haha. not a very good student

ahh! well! a nice lady teached me will be very fun! i will learn quickly!

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     Ah, sextuplets.  If you had three more, I’d think that I’d died and was being punished to the nine levels of Hell!  But then, being around Takumi, Ryouma and Hinoka constantly may have just been the first three themselves.  Lovely.      I certainly hope at least one of you won’t give me a headache with your farfetched murder of language and literacy, if I’m going to be forced to stomach each of you.

     Shall I assume, then, that you didn’t graduate?  That’s a bit pathetic.  Come now, even entirely dedicated to Master Corrin, I graduated with a 4.0 GPA.  It isn’t that hard, and it’s excrutiating to think anyone would think otherwise.

     ... “ A nice man teaching me will be very fun. ”      Teached is past tense, teaching is the conjugation you’re looking for.

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@loc4ldog

     ... I really don’t think I care to know.

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Do not look the same? We do.

You are pretty! You are okama? Not know English word. Sorry!

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     ... ... ...      Are you hitting on me.