Posted it on Twitter but I'm gonna write it up here. Here are my reasons for liking Zoabstery.
(This is the best group photo we get TAT)
1. Sunshine (Zoey) x Sunshine/ Sunshine protector (Abby) x Sunshine Protector (Mystery)
2. All forms of chaos. Zoey with her many ideas and hyper energy, Mystery with his out of pocket barking and Abby with him being a himbo.
3. Zoey is attracted to both of them and it is so funny. Zoey catching Abby's button and making a waterfall full of popcorn. And obviously Zoey's cute "what's up" and "you're just my type" with Mystery. I think it would have been very funny to see Zoey overwhelmed and giggly if she sat between them during the fansign.
4. Abby and Mystery are probably the touchiest Saja Boys/very comfortable with physical touch. Mystery leans into Abby’s touch in comparison to the other guys. Plus, I think they stand next to each other a lot (man that reason is like those delusional 'they stood next to each other so they must be dating' proof but since they are fictional I'll take it)
5. They are literally a subunit (Mystery on vocals, Zoey rapping and Abby dancing)
7. Height/Size differences
1. Domestic af cause they would all happily watch the turtle videos Zoey likes while snuggling together, Abby in the middle cause he's bigger and Mystery lies on both of their laps like a dog
2. Abby and Mystery have bad spice tolerance (cannon) and Zoey eats buldak like its nothing so she teases them about it.
3. Zoey and Abby are more friendly to people so they would get hit on more. Mystery gets possessive over the both of them so he either barks or intimidates. Zoey doesn't know why. Abby knows and teases Mystery about it.
4. Abby sews and likes to make handmade gifts for them
1. Mystery gets the best of both worlds since Abby has the chest and Zoey’s got the ass
2. Mystery is into biting. Abby has stamina. Zoey likes everything
3. Sandwiches, in all forms cause they all switches. Very versatile ot3
4. All of them are hot and cute at the same time
Anyways, go ship these cuties or else...jk
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