90 DAYS OF JOKES

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A Hawaii man was arrested Saturday after driving his pickup truck into the ocean.  But to be fair, the ocean was crossing against the light.

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A Hawaii man was arrested Saturday after driving his pickup truck into the ocean.  Fortunately for him, the ocean decided not to press charges -- although it did meet with several personal injury lawyers.

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Apple unveiled the latest version of its mobile operating system today: iOS 7. Only 88 more versions to go before they finally catch up to Windows 95.

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Quarterback Tim Tebow has signed with the New England Patriots.  Tebow said he was very grateful for the opportunity to watch Tom Brady play up close.

It's a pretty sweet deal, really -- he gets amazing season tickets to the Pats, and they pay him for it.

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A federal appeals court ruled Wednesday that emergency contraception pills be made available without a prescription to women of any age, including minors.  In a related story, Bayer announced its newest product, "Flintstones Chewable Plan B".

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In the town of Lacoochee, Florida, authorities Sunday were still searching for the owner of a 200-pound kangaroo that they captured after a 10-hour chase.  

Residents are urged to alert the police if they see this suspect:

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Vice President Joe Biden's 12-year-old granddaughter is mad at him for not introducing her to Bradley Cooper when they were vacationing at the same hotel.  Biden would have introduced them, but he hasn't spoken to Cooper since the star refused his repeated requests to join the cast of The Hangover 3.  (beat)  Awkward!