90S BITCH.

i'm a ROOKIE at best, man, i'm no SLIM SHADY, those were the GOLDEN TIMES and now we have to call her MAYBE. katrina "kitty" killens. 22/42. vampire.

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            ‘     it was a   BET  ,  i lost  .   now i have to wear these things around town all day  .  i’m down 80 bucks and my dignity is all gone by now and it’s only NOON  .    ‘

[90sbiitchs]

“usually i’m all for funky and fresh, but you just look whack, man,” kitty can’t help but laugh. “what was the bet? please tell me it was something as .”

[90sbiitchs]

‘ so this customer was WIGGIN’ OUT, right, about this stupid flannel that didn’t have a price on it. he was all, ‘no way, i shouldn’t have to pay for it, it didn’t have a price’. this was a GROWN ASS MAN, by the way. so i was all, ‘get out of my shop, you scrub’, and he tried to run out of the store with the fuckin’ flannel !! the only problem was, i don’t have automatic doors, so the beeyotch ran right into the glass doors, like an idiot. it was hilarious. ’

[dicaprio-diaries]

90s Johnny Depp & Leonardo DiCaprio are actual gifts from God

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[90sbiitchs]

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