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yo! its Cee-Cee ... i blog watever makes me happy.. Phacking Humourrrrrrrr your Mind..

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[seedy]

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

[solasm]

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

[hobolunchbox]

Looking for a restroom in an unfamiliar building.

[mermaidcuntnomore-deactivated20]

[sugarrette-blog]

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

[bitrates]

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken

[919k]

"wake up we gotta go" me: 

[socrpio]

[919k]

i used to have so much love for my neighbours not until they added a password to their WIFI.. -_-

[purringshiva]

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

[rgfk-deactivated20130526]

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

[oomshi]

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

Reblog if you are

[s4rcoline]

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

[shaxaphone]

where are the notes

[birth-slay]

the notes are broken. again.

[60s-deactivated20150123]

[are-you-lost-or-incomplete]