stinky

my name's Barky and i'll eat your heart

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halloween waS YESTERDAY

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i posted this years ago but i want yall to know theyve done this every year since

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eucalyptis oil saved my life

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thank fuck my local walmart is open 24/7 bc most of the grocery shopping i do is at 2am

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god i love raisins

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you watch rick and morty?

ye

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🎁

I FORGOT U CANT ADD PIX ON MOBILE ill just post a random one

[cadmium-deactivated20240118]

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

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i love when aus get so deep you have to read an entire 500k+ fanfiction to understand anything an artist tags as "___ au"

[laco-myles]

Tumblr exists in the Transformers and they go on Tumblr too.

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@poodlegoddess ur the reason why theyre not allowed on tumblr u filthy fiend

[aoq]

anytime i go to Target i feel my soul leave my body and walk around the store separately and then we meet again at the checkout line 

[aoq]

i dont know what They buy there but sometimes you just have to take your soul to Target so they can shop

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cashiering at target is like this but your soul doesnt know where the fuck to go bc youre already in the checkout area so you just slowly and forcibly learn to astral project 24/7

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if god was real hed drop a fat bag of weed in my lap free of charge so i wouldnt have depression anymore

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god is real i just got a fat bag of weed and im gonna smoke a big doink while suckin jesus' dick

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if god was real hed drop a fat bag of weed in my lap free of charge so i wouldnt have depression anymore

[rufiozuko]

you probably know this, but you're in the "special thanks to" column of the credits of hiveswap! Which is super cool, and so are you!

That’s awesome!!! Yeah I’m still a Homestuck.

Homestuck Trash Forever!

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cringe culture is cancelled, loving people and accepting who they are and what they like is IN for the rest of eternity

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ok goodnight for real

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like if ur being ignorant, expect to be at least pointed out... but if ur just being someones stupid definition of "cringy"? ur fine man. fuck em. keep doin u