Shall We?

Major | 26 | she/her | Sometimes I write. Owner of a keytar, weird as shit, a force to reckon with. Oh also lee sucks.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[doctorcurdlejr]

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

[winter-pear]

hope the pussy grips him in a way that freaks him the fuck out. hope he gets feverish when he gets a boner even

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[upside-sung]

Bro WHAT am I supposed to do for 3 more hours I do all my testing so fast half of my days are just bullshit

[leeline]

hi hello new ship for priss means a new design for her as well. really love the shorts and keeping the ruffle on them, idk if the same arm/neckline for the shirt is the way to go, but i like it for now. also half up pigtails instead of the side pony, but since its still half up with the bangs and face frame, its pretty similar. that one comic i did of her getting caught smoking is canon for this verse, so ofc im gonna reblog it again and redraw it with this costume too.

[upside-sung]

Oh, we made it into the tour post

[upside-sung]

I wanna watch the ryan gosling alienfucker movie but tragically I will always be a loyal “must read the book first” ESPECIALLY for scifi. Well-written scifi. I liked the martian a lot

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i get so scared off that anything

[kosmogrl]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4172:

it doesn't matter if your protagonist has no clear goals if they're really, really horny

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart