Shall We?

Major | 26 | she/her | Sometimes I write. Owner of a keytar, weird as shit, a force to reckon with. Oh also lee sucks.

[druguser]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[badassdemonsword]

[floridakilo]

how it feels to escape the 18-24 age bracket

[shannanigan-art]

ArtFight 2026: Your Favorite Angel 🪽

Attach on @leeline of their absolute bad ass babe, Priss! 2026 Year of Priss we love Priss 🩵

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[helditem-moved-xd-deactivated20]

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

[abnormalize-remadeeeeelol-deact]

[a-really-bad-decision]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[upside-sung]

Wife is playing mass effect which is my favorite series ever which means I am thinking about it 24/7 and perpetually entertained by it :) it also means I'm about to having a lot of feelings :(

[upside-sung]

Kind of but not actually a crime that this is my own first playthroigh of the legendary edition and im just watching it, also this is my first time seeing a mshep playthrough and im a chronic garrus romancer so idk what he's like when you're not trying to fuck his brains out

[upside-sung]

Wife is playing mass effect which is my favorite series ever which means I am thinking about it 24/7 and perpetually entertained by it :) it also means I'm about to having a lot of feelings :(

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[upside-sung]

Hate that if I want good food for relatively cheap I need to make it from scratch

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks