ᴛʀᴀɴϙᴜɪʟɪᴛʏ.

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JUNG CHAEYEON.

ZHOU JIEQIONG.

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“SHH. STOP FUSSING. I’M JUST BRAIDING YOUR HAIR.”

Her eyes flinched every time the female tugged at her hair, jeez, does she not know how to be gentle? especially with her hair, it’s thin and easy to break. “Shh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.” the female said, still holding on tightly to her hair as she continues to braid it. “Okay, okay, you can’t blame me, though! you’re so rough! have you even done this before? it seems like you don’t know what you’re doing.” she responded back, hands curled as she feels the tug getting harder and harder. “What did I do in my past life to deserve this..by the time you finish braiding my hair I’ll probably go bald.”

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Request: “Dope” Inkigayo Performance, Officer Taehyung.

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REBLOG FOR A STARTER & FOLLOW FOR A NEW FRIEND!

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PUT ☎ IN MY ASK FOR YOUR MUSES INFO IN MY MUSES PHONE:

NAME: one in a minion ♡RINGTONE: Minion songPICTURE: this oneLAST TEXT RECEIVED: ( sms ) : hey babe come over im home alone..;)LAST TEXT SENT: ( sms ) : Read 4:45 PM

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[text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis.

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : henry the toe ) put your penis away, nobody wants to see it- oh wait, you’d have to pull out the magnifying glass to get a good look!

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[text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with him. [text] Please don’t do this.

text memes - status : accepting! 

( sms : taeyong ) ..what are you even talking about ??( sms : taeyong ) you mean yesterday? that was my manager..( sms : taeyong ) and why do you care if it was some other guy HM

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[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. this is frl tho

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) i was born this way..lady gaga even made a song about it( sms : taehyung ) i should be saying the same thing to you... sweats

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[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. wat

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) *putting on the strap on* alright, get on your knees( sms : taehyung ) that was the most nastiest thing i’ve said we’re going to church next sunday and have a 10 hour long of cleansing

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[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) you can only be a slut for me( sms : taehyung ) if not then you’re gonna end up on a missing list and they will never find you.

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all jokes aside tho... [text] I want you to be happy. and also [text] You're important to me.

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) STOP..-_- this is so cute( sms : taehyung ) i love you ): i’ll fight anyone who tries to steal you away from me

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[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) I DON’T EVEN HAVE A D*CK( sms : taehyung ) unless you have a side thing with a d*ck..who is he? hm?

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[text] I think about u when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) i hope you know God is watching you every time you do it( sms : taehyung ) but i’m also kinda flattered keep doing it

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[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : taehyung ) adventurous :p( sms : taehyung ) you wanna go on an adventure with me? ; D

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[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : binnie ) first of all who is caroline?( sms : binnie ) you tryna replace me..? not on my watch.

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[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT

text memes - status : accepting!

( sms : seulgi ) don't you always feel like that everyday( sms : seulgi ) I'M KIDDING don't kill me..

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE