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∙ 21 ∙ GCSU Equestrian Team ∙ Slightly dysfunctional ∙

[wholesomepetmemes]

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Mood

[devilishdescent]

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them

[devilishdescent]

they’re like big hard dogs with no soul and awful homunculus teeth. miss me with that shit

[devilishdescent]

yesterday someone told me horses “have friendly faces” and that’s the least human opinion ive ever heard

[devilishdescent]

horses are like if a race of men were twisted into animals for profaning a dark god in a time before time

[myblackmare]

[lady-feral]

Omg

[rollback-right]

Always deserves a pat (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[ottbs]

SHELLEY BROWNING DEMONSTRATES BLATANT ABUSE IN A DRESSAGE TEST

i don’t know this woman is showing at this level (ahem $$$$$$) and this horse is such a saint and deserves a quiet, softer rider… her trainer or WHOEVER needs to start her from the basics and get that double out of her hands… this is such a mess.

[deadinsidedressage]

I was wondering when someone was going to post her ride

[dressageaf]

Holy fuck.

I was really nervous as to where the commentary was going to go and so glad he just started actually identify rider errors and praising the shit out of the horse because that was so completely the case for so many of the mistakes that occurred (and therefore never warranted any of her excessive corrections).

[milessperhourr]

[thequeerblackequestrian]

For reference, here’s Vorst D from 3 years ago ridden by a more able rider.

[rollback-right]

`Bounces`

[0ttb]

lowkey crying lmfao

[jumper-bitch]

true life i know a “trainer” who is so horribly uneducated/untalented that this is what her lessons are like hahahah

[50-shades-of-bay]

bringing this back

[ridingismyreligion]

Me when my trainer says ride more to the base

[rhianalexandraa]

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[overheard-at-a-horse-show]

Overheard at a Horse Show

Rider to her horse that won’t slow down: “Listen, bitch.”

[rollback-right]

Dude, your knees.

[poneiiiigh]

Dude, your horse’s tail.

[live-to-ride-love-to-ride-blog]

Dude, your horses jump

[aint-nothin-better-than-country]

Dude, your horses ass. (re blogged it just to say that k now that i’ve made things awkward im gonna leave now k bye)

[bridles-and-boots]

Dude, your eq

[two-strides-out]

Dude, that arena.

[equine-ess]

Dude, this everything?

[horsejumpingcenter]

Follow  www.HorseJumpingCenter.com

[rollback-right]

Airtime

[just-shower-thoughts]

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

[hollyfox142]

The stables have turned

[johnny-is-a-winner]

3 minutes down the road lol

[ottbs]

mood

[nerdgul]

Horses r too powerful why must we as humans stare into the face of death only to ask it for a piggyback ride

[despazito]

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

[dimetrodone]

Valid to eat fingers

[the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060]

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified