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@9bjecti9n-blog
G99dness, there’s a l9t 9f y9u..
@doomedsacrifice @lovesliquor @feel1nf1ne @bovemcaput @burningmaninmichigan @crabbyauxiliator
Greetings. My name is Kankri Vantas, I’m studying t9 6ec9me a lawyer and I have a ridicul9us hatchmate named Karkat and a ridicul9us lusus. H9w are the rest 9f y9u.
8lue8astard:
I do decent! I’m trying to set my chitinous arms throughout this hellsite for now, figured i’d r8ke you into the we8 with the others!
Viktor Serket, the new 8est part of your dash8oard!
My, y9u’re full 9f energy. I supp9se it w9n’t 6e t99 hard t9 d9 with me, h9wever. I’m still quite new t9 this hell site, as y9u s9 graci9usly put it, s9 getting t9 kn9w s9me m9re pe9ple 9n this site is definitely a g99d thing, as my hatchmate w9uld say.
What d9 y9u d9, Vikt9r?
allcatsaregreyt:
y0u’re g0nna be a great lawyer, dude. if n0thing else y0u can talk the 0ther guys int0 submissi0n.
I am merely h9ping s9. I d9 h9pe that I 6ec9me a g99d defense att9rny in 9rder t9 pr9tect th9se less unf9rtunate.
9bjecti9n started following you
Well it’s a8out time! I was starting to think i followed another dead one!!!!!!!!
N9t at all. Ap9l9gies f9r taking a while t9 return t9 this side 9f the internet as I have 6een rather 6usy with family matters at the m9ment. Y9u seem rather exu6erant a69ut me f9ll9wing y9u 6ack, h9wever, which is a pleasant change fr9m things. My name is Kankri Vantas, h9w d9 y9u d9?
G99dness, law sch99l has g9tten harder and harder as time g9es 9n, and I f9r 9ne am n9t t99 enthused a69ut returning t9 it.
It’s 6een quiet and I w9uld have th9ught that it w9uld 6e m9re than this until I return t9 my classes next week.
I didn’t even learn that man’s last name last light. H9w unf9rtunate.
dynaportdelinquent:
This conversation is over. Don’t talk to me again.
Have I said s9mething wr9ng t9 anger y9u in such a way when y9u d9 n9t even kn9w wh9 I am? H9w rude.
dynaportdelinquent:
Unsigned slippery surfaces. Power outages. Non-ergonomic chairs and desks. Heavy objects stored above head level.
Fuck you.
I still see n9 reas9n 9n t9 why y9u have t9 push y9ur m99d 9nt9 9thers and make them f9ll9w y9u 9n a site like this.
dynaportdelinquent:
I opened this conversation by letting you know that I was in a poor mood. So what a fucking incredible deduction it is for you to say that I am peeved. But sure, you can continue to jack yourself off to your intelligence, I don’t care.
9h, d9n’t w9rry, I understand that y9u’re in a terri6le m99d, 6ut that d9es n9t mean that y9u need t9 push y9ur ways up9n 9thers like an 9ppress9r trying t9 make th9se that are n9t like y9u int9 s9mething else that they are n9t.
Please tag y9ur n9t safe f9r w9rk w9rds.
dynaportdelinquent:
God, you’re a wordy one, aren’t you. And not even an interesting one.
The reason people recommended you get a blog is most likely because you need to learn how to shorten your sentences. For example, instead of saying “Apologies if that is the case”, just write “That sucks.” And instead of writing “I am merely attempting to interact with since there is not much that I can do on this site at the moment”, just write “I’m desperate for attention”.
Ah, yes, 6ut that is where y9u are wr9ng, f9r y9u see, if I sh9rten such sentences, then th9se listening and 9r reading w9uld n9t 6e a6le t9 understand the level 9f which my w9rds are in sincerity. I find that if y9u cut c9rners, y9ur meaning is l9st and in my line 9f studying, it is 6est that y9u keep y9ur sentences full and 6e sure t9 include everything. And f9r y9ur inf9rmati9n, I am n9t desperate f9r attenti9n. I w9uld much rather read and w9rk 9n my pr9jects, sch99l and 9therwise, in peace, 6ut my friends had decided t9 c9ntinue telling me t9 d9 s9, thus, here I am, s9 6ef9re y9u assume things a69ut 9ther pe9ple, y9u sh9uld take a m9ment t9 listen t9 their side 9f the metaph9rical st9ry f9r this situati9n.
6ut, sure, 6ecause y9u’re s9 much 6etter than I am, apparently, I will 69w d9wn and give y9u sh9rter sentences like th9se ar9und y9u, my l9rd.
9bjecti9n started following you
You picked a bad time to follow me, I’m in a sour mood.
Ap9l9gies if that is the case. I did n9t kn9w as I am n9t a pan reader and I’m n9t a6le t9 see that s9rt 9f thing fr9m the dash that I have in fr9nt 9f me. I am merely attempting t9 find m9re pe9ple t9 interact with since there is n9t much that I can d9 9n this site at the m9ment, and I fail t9 see why s9 many pe9ple at my university rec9mmended that I get a “6l9g.”
M!A: for the next five minutes you will be a bit more careful about posting this like that that bait's too hard to resist
Is this really all that y9u are meant t9 d9?I d9n’t see what the pr96lem is 9f these things, then, f9r at this m9ment, there is n9 cause f9r c9ncern and there is n9 reas9n t9 6e anxi9us 9f y9u all. If I am t9 clearly and fully understand the reas9ning f9r such anim9sity and the like t9 an9ns, y9u will have t9 6e m9re specific, f9r I am new at this entire 6l9gging experience and I am unsure as t9 what is happening when “magic an9ns” (there were definitely literal finger qu9tes happening) c9me up9n me.
I d9 enj9y 6eing in 6liss 9f h9w these magic an9ns effect pe9ple. Clearly, that’s n9t a thing that I am in need 9f.
see-the-invisible:
Don’t know. That’s kind of the point. They’re anonymous, and able to screw with us however they please. They just bombarded me with questions earlier. Careful what you say though, Kankri. You don’t want to incite their wrath.
And they can just.. c9ntr9l us like that? That’s terrifying and unjust. I’m scared t9 see whatelse they can d9 6esides just give us magic that happens t9 us that we cann9t c9ntr9l.. It’s fine, they haven’t c9me t9 me f9r the past.. h9wever l9ng I’ve 6een 9n this we6site.
see-the-invisible:
Porn. A lot of fucking porn.
Yes, I can quite see that, h9wever, I’m unsure as t9 why this is necessary f9r t9light and why pe9ple seem t9 think it’s a g99d idea t9 put that 9ut f9r every69dy t9 see? Wh9 are these gray faces?
... What is happening 9n my dash t9light?
