Oh tumblr. ..
It’s been awhile.
Since I was last on here I've started a full time job and bought an amazing house. Everything's coming up Milhouse.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever

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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

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Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

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hello vonnie
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Oh tumblr. ..
It’s been awhile.
Since I was last on here I've started a full time job and bought an amazing house. Everything's coming up Milhouse.
anyone know where I can find these?
House hunting online and I found the ugliest bathroom I've ever seen. It looks like Shrek threw up.
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"
"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"
"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."
The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.
That’s just the point. It can’t stop at once, because it’s in you, and you can’t stop something that’s inside you.
Being an adult.
How do normal people have appointments with mortgage brokers, do house inspections and go to the doctors and still manage to work a full day! The thought of how I'm going to manage all this hurts my head! Also...any "tips" on what to look for in a house inspection would be greatly appreciated. Other than you know...trying to imagine furniture in the room and figuring out the actual leftover size of the room which I'm terrible at!
In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.
My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
Me: She does.
My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad: ... Yes?
Me: What can I fit in them?
My dad: What?
Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.
Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad: ... Aren't yours?
Me: I'm a size 3.
My dad: 3 what?
Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad: Wait, it's not the same?
Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it