hobbitses

life's a bitch but i'm friends with her sister

[andrew-wylie]

Lies! I don’t believe you! Who are you!

[a--sanders]

Y'okay there booski?

[ryan-tessa]

Anything you want to do. 

[a--sanders]

I just want to be with you.

[andrew-wylie]

I’m not afraid of hospitals! Well… you know, when I’m not going in for some kind of near death experience. 

A mistake because you’re really sorry or a mistake because you got caught and Ryan got pissed at you?

[a--sanders]

Shut up, scaredy cat.

A mistake because I'm really sorry, dumbass.

[ryan-tessa]

Sorry, sorry. I missed you. 

[a--sanders]

I missed you too, pageant girl. What do you want to do now that I'm all better?

[andrew-wylie]

Yes, I’ve been going through withdrawals. 

So what happened? Are you cured? What’s going on? I heard you punched a guy in the face. 

[a--sanders]

Well maybe if you weren't scared of hospitals.

Yeah, I'm all better, thank god. Uh... Yeah... I punched Jake, but it was a mistake.

[ryan-tessa]

[a--sanders]

Careful, babygirl, I'm still a little fragile.

[andrew-wylie]

BABE!

[a--sanders]

Did you miss me, Bubba?

[a--sanders]

GUESS WHO'S HOME!?

[pointyrose]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN THE HOSPITAL? WHAT HAPPENED?

[a--sanders]

CALM DOWN! I'm getting the last treatment possible and then I'll be all better.

[ryan-tessa]

Alright, I’m prepared.

[a--sanders]

I love you.

[ryan-tessa]

…Okay…?

[a--sanders]

It's really important, so prepare yourself. It's a serious thing.

[ryan-tessa]

Okay. What’s up…?

[a--sanders]

I have something very, very important to tell you.

[ryan-tessa]

Is that your official mating call for me or something?

[a--sanders]

Yes. And I found you, so obviously, it works.

[a--sanders]

Ryan dooby-doo where are you?

[pointyrose]

All of my nights lately have been fully occupied by Netflix and banana pudding. 

[a--sanders]

Want to visit me in the hospital? They have chocolate pudding and Ryan sneaks in burgers sometimes.

[jaclyn-appici]

What ?

[a--sanders]

You've never heard that?

[ryan-tessa]

… I love you. More than anything.

[a--sanders]

I love you, too, baby.